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I think comic crossovers between two companies/universes should just pretend the characters have always existed together. No dimensional portals, multi-verses, or time travel. Just "Boy, I sure am glad J. Jonah Jameson picked me to photograph the big assignment in Metropolis!"

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A lot has been written about how at first it's "I hurt myself playing a pickup game of basketball" and then you're old and it's "I hurt myself opening a window that was stuck", but then there's the third level: "I woke up with intense pain and a swollen ankle and I have no idea why".

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Yeah, streaming services are getting worse but it's still better and cheaper than cable/satellite was. We have ala cart on-demand programming! People in 2003 would have killed for this!

submitted 424 days ago • 0 comments

Primates at the zoo kick ass. I've seen a gorilla that was shitting in it's own hand and slurping it up like ice cream and I've seen a baboon jerking off right in front of everyone. A+ entertainment.

submitted 457 days ago • 0 comments

Protip (or lifehack? What do we call these things in 2023? IDFK. Either way, here's some good advice) You can buy an automotive code reader at Walmart pretty cheap. Then you'll never have to pay a mechanic $80 to tighten your gas cap and push "clear code" again!

submitted 461 days ago • 0 comments

Instead of training my dog to come to me when I say "come" or "c'mere girl" I have trained her to only come when I say "GET OVER HERE!" in the MK Scorpion voice. I think that's a win.

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