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Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

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To avoid embarrassment, my family has for the past decade prohibited me from posting on Insta. But X (my main hang) is such a mess I'm gonna break the embargo, initially with images of micro mosaics. I buy 'em cheap 'n' busted & put them back together. www.instagram.com/rickrosner/

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Disgusting Abomination was my stripper name.

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DEI News NBC is firing Lester Holt, but they've replaced him with an anchor who identifies as multiple llamas.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

Hey pranksters - Before Bob Menendez goes to prison, call him up pretending to be from the White House and have Trump negotiate with him for a pardon. Menendez is dumb enough to fall for it. (New Jersey is a one-party phone-recording state! Follow all applicable laws!)

submitted 151 days ago • 1 comment

RIP to the great David Lynch. In 2006, to promote his movie Inland Empire, David Lynch sat with a cow on Hollywood Blvd. He would take a photo with you! He will be missed.

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Can't fault Jimmy Carter's timing.

submitted 181 days ago • 2 comments

Secret Santa

submitted 189 days ago • 1 comment

At least DeSantis is battle-tested, having gone to war against our savage foes Tinker Bell and The Little Mermaid.

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Not that it matters, but with 99.9% of the vote counted, Trump's lead in the popular vote is down to 1.47%. (For every 34 people who voted for Trump, 33 people voted for Harris.)

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Trump appoints jailbird to be Ambassador to France. www.barrons.com/news/trump-n...

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Prohibition in the US brought us big-time gangsters in the 1920s. So I'm guessing that some 14-year-old in Canberra will become the Al Capone of Insta.

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Australia just prohibited social media for people under 16. Will take a year to implement. Only 12 more months of TikTok, li'l Aussies! apnews.com/article/aust...

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Loud idiot continues to be idiot. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

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Frida in sunshine!

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

The face of mass deportation (with a cross and a Jokery smile)

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Congratulations Cory Doctorow!! Enshittification is the Macquarie Dictionary's Word of the Year! www.theguardian.com/science/2024...

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

Shit to stock up on before Trump takes office - Moose jerky Señor Frog's T-shirts Tar sands William Shatner Sombreros Nanaimo bars Nannies

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Everyone should know that Trump's new AG pick, Pam Bondi, dropped her Trump University fraud investigation in return for a $25,000 contribution from Trump. She can be bought cheap. www.thedailybeast.com/the-real-sto...

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I'M ALIVE!!! Fuck you, Schrödinger!

submitted 221 days ago • 1015 comments

🚨 Fetterman’s reaction to Gaetz dropping out says it all. 🤣💀👇🏻 Silver Dollar

submitted 220 days ago • 2 comments

America being run by the world's richest guy, the owner of companies that make rockets, electric cars and brain chips, is the most 1970s science fiction scenario to ever happen. (Slightly better that Musk runs things than 47?)

submitted 221 days ago • 0 comments

How is Dr. Oz qualified to be in Trump's cabinet? As far as we know, he hasn't raped anybody.* *He has killed dogs, so he might qualify under the Noem Exemption.

submitted 222 days ago • 0 comments

Re: Matt Gaetz Maybe America needs an Attorney General who can f* and s* all night. Merrick Garland can't or won't. Bill Barr couldn't. Janet Reno, I dunno. Ask her. John Ashcroft, nope - religious reservations. Felix Grundy, nah - sucking wasn't much done in 1838.

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Matt Gaetz was in five to ten orgies including one where he banged an underage girl up against a pool table (and paid her to do it). Maybe he should be nominated for Attorney Genital. www.yahoo.com/news/trump-p...

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

Silver lining to Spirit Airlines declaring bankruptcy - Spirit jets can transform into flying Spirit Halloween stores without having to change their signage.

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With about 98% of the vote counted, Trump's share of the popular vote is about 49.9%, just 1.72% more than Harris's. Pretty crappy mandate (see below).

submitted 224 days ago • 1 comment

In popular vote percentage, this is the closest election since 2000 and the 2nd-closest in 52 years. For every 30 people who voted for Trump, 29 voted for Harris. Saying Trump has a mandate for a fiesta of lunacy and incompetence is a little bit bullshit.

submitted 225 days ago • 1 comment

Trump (rapist) has picked 3 rapists/alleged sexual assaulters - Gaetz, RFK Jr., Hegseth - and Kristi Noem, who's rapist-adjacent, to his cabinet. Noem had an affair with accused sexual assaulter Corey Lewandowski. Trump is forming a Rape Cabinet.

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My wife is saying "Get all of your vaccinations NOW! because we don't know WTF RFK Jr. will do as head of Health and Human Services." I agree with her. (RFK Jr.'s vax denial killed 83 people, mostly kids, in Samoa.) www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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I have a $25 campaign contribution for any Senator who asks Matt Gaetz in his confirmation hearing, "Are you done f*cking underage girls?"

submitted 228 days ago • 1 comment

Something stinks about Tulsi Gabbard.

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Proud and honored to have @dameshek.bsky.social as my first follower! Give him a follow! Also, I'm admitting that Mario Lemieux embodies the spirit of hockey more than Gretzky (who was a lurk-behind-the-net trick artist).

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Hey everybody! Here at bluesky because my wife fears trouble if I keep posting over at Elon's. Stuff like this: Rapist game respect game. (Probably not smart to post this here either. But what the heck.) www.cnn.com/2024/11/13/p...

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