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hormones got me feeling so touched that my new fan came with batteries for the remote... like what if someone got this for an old person who can't get out of their chair easily. omg 🥲

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bought a window fan today for the exhaust setting and it's 🤌🤌🤌

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having the urge to go back to fred meyer and rescue the sad little maidenhair fern from the discount rack tomorrow

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cafeteria would be such a beautiful name for a little girl

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i bet i could teach a caveman to be goth

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if i were a predatory you bet your hairy ass my brain would be confused by this!

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they should make chips that are good for you

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Lorax smoken those trees that’s why hes mad

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people who watch their phones with the volume up in the break room deserve to be decapitated

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if i designed rockets mine wouldn’t blow up

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what did the depressed amphibian listen to?

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Have a peashooter which I fire little balls of ricin out of at people who look at me funny

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I hate typos so much they make me want to Karl myself

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look how happy the little breads are

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whee!!!

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You okay man? You look like you need to be placed back underground where humans can no longer touch you and diminish your once vibrant appearance

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Hang on a second…… you guys aren’t sun puppies.. You’re cloud hounds

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if you ever see me wearing a bucket hat i give you permission to shoot me

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shopping online for hiking sandals be like GET that man's HAIRY leg OUT of my FACE

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i hate everything

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i just need a rich boyfriend.

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Hold on look at this album cover.

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BEGONE, WEEB!!

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it feels good to go insanity style, demon mode, to be freak-maxxing

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hormones got me feeling so touched that my new fan came with batteries for the remote... like what if someone got this for an old person who can't get out of their chair easily. omg 🥲

bought a window fan today for the exhaust setting and it's 🤌🤌🤌

having the urge to go back to fred meyer and rescue the sad little maidenhair fern from the discount rack tomorrow

cafeteria would be such a beautiful name for a little girl

i bet i could teach a caveman to be goth

if i were a predatory you bet your hairy ass my brain would be confused by this!

they should make chips that are good for you

Lorax smoken those trees that’s why hes mad

people who watch their phones with the volume up in the break room deserve to be decapitated

if i designed rockets mine wouldn’t blow up

what did the depressed amphibian listen to?

Have a peashooter which I fire little balls of ricin out of at people who look at me funny

I hate typos so much they make me want to Karl myself

look how happy the little breads are

whee!!!

You okay man? You look like you need to be placed back underground where humans can no longer touch you and diminish your once vibrant appearance

Hang on a second…… you guys aren’t sun puppies.. You’re cloud hounds

if you ever see me wearing a bucket hat i give you permission to shoot me

shopping online for hiking sandals be like GET that man's HAIRY leg OUT of my FACE

i hate everything

i just need a rich boyfriend.

Hold on look at this album cover.

BEGONE, WEEB!!

it feels good to go insanity style, demon mode, to be freak-maxxing

thanks for “yes and”ing my bit during dinner with your parents tonight. that really mesnt a lot to me

i would never admit publicly to listening to any podcast

i am snow white and my colleagues are the dwarves