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🌳Meet Mayor Arte at the Kinzville Park!🌳 Starting TODAY-- February 22 until March 1, join Arte at the #WebkinzClassic Kinzville Park for his first meet and greet event! 🏅 Each day he'll be handing out a gift box containing a random prize! 🎁 Visit Webkinz Newz to learn more: tinyurl.com/3mh7322j 📰

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believe people when they tell you who they are

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Support trans and nonbinary Girl Scouts and buy some cookies 🍪 www.erininthemorning.com/p/2025-trans...

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kids meals are frequently chicken, there is an implicit understanding that chicken is the children's meat

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I regret* to inform you that @propublica.org has updated our DOGE tracker again with a bunch more names: projects.propublica.org/elon-musk-do... *delight

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Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context theonion.com/trump-s...

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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

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stop making me say “doge”

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eating a garden gnome like a chicken wing

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it's dangerous for parents to have more than 2 kids. once you exceed 2 they'll outnumber you and they won't stay small forever

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So Elon definitely just went to Trump and was like, “I’ll use computers to make the government good” and Trump thought “Sure, NERDS = COMPUTERS” and went back to imagining staging an all-white cast of Cats at the Kennedy Center

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Flu victim

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Pricking your finger and then taking a nap for 100 years actually sounds like a pretty sustainable workflow. Sounds like self-care

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"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" — jesus "let's get working on building a needle with a camel-sized opening" — a rich man who totally gets it, probably

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of course jerry seinfeld doesn’t care about palestine it’s not in his girlfriend’s social studies textbook

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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

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Forgot that the big man had a shore house

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Happies valentine :D

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when i say “i have the heart of a true lover” sometimes i mean “i have BPD”

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Bro has Palpatine Syndrome

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Scoop: The databases powering DOGE.gov are insecure, and people outside the government have already pushed their own updates to the site to prove it: www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...

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Every time I go to a new bar I order this and if they don’t have it then I get a shot of well gin instead

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“Rear Window” (1954)

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Pardoned Capitol Rioters have expressed no regrets, promised retribution, and are attempting to rewrite the history of January 6th — from attending GOP events to appearances in right-wing media. Pardon Tracker is monitoring their statements, activities, and networks. Details here:

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So I've been reading "The Rise And Fall Of The Third Reich" by William Shirer and every time I audibly say "uh oh" I screenshot the page.

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Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine theonion.com/report-...

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The posters for the extended cut of In the Mood for Love 😍

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Pointing to a map that says “gulf of America” My son who has been shot multiple times at school and is dying because we can’t afford insulin: We did it pa A single tear rolls down my cheek as I sing his favorite melody: Can you take me higher… to a place where blind men see 🥹

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We only know this man is in Gitmo because Noem tweeted a propaganda photo that included him and his sister saw it. He has no criminal record. He entered the US in January and immediately made an appointment with CBP to claim asylum. They sent him to a concentration camp bc of his basketball tattoo.

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we must reject whatever the hell is pictured first and return to what is pictured second

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Someone is blowing a kazoo outside :/

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being transgender is like being tortured 24/7 but then oftentimes it's actually chill af

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the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence

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I would never undergo rigor mortis. If anything I would become more limp and pliable like a dead noodle

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Almost there

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It’s true, Swiss people are all hot

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Well Super Bowl Saturday is over and neither team showed up, nor did the fans. A totally empty stadium! This whole debacle is a complete embarrassment for the NFL. Thank god the TV stations forgot to broadcast it too.

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