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Yale Drama shortlist (2024); Verity Bargate longlist (2022, 2017, 2013); Bruntwood longlist (2013); Papatango longlist (2022, 2017) rep: Steinberg Assoc https://duncan-gates.com/ https://thelisteninginch.podbean.com
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Bloody hell @mooneylwrites.bsky.social smashing it absurdly hard this month - so proud of her for this beautiful modern ghost story, which has so much of her heart and mind and rage and brilliance inside it - SERVICE, out next year from @manillapress.bsky.social www.thebookseller.com/rights/manil...

we're going to find out that at that time in Crofton there was a very tall bloke who could never understand how unpopular he was #Uncanny

'don't come to the public place where i work because i'll kill you in front of everyone' is an extremely weird threat #Uncanny

they had a cat they had a cat throughout the serial hamster massacre ngl i have a suspect in mind #Uncanny

-don't go to Hesketh Park -i already don't -well........... GOOD! #Uncanny

it's very self-indulgent for a ghost to be scared, like what's the worst that could happen #Uncanny

you would not have an old bloke from Southport phrogging in your house unless it was haunted by disembodied mutterings of 'oooh bloody ell', 'hang on i've left me fags' and 'bollocks, can't remember how this opens' #Uncanny

you rarely hear 'paraphernalia' these days in any context other drugs, needs reclaiming #Uncanny

I know i probably shouldn't try ket but then I read something like this, and it seems a tremendous wheeze

@ghostwoods.bsky.social

'No Mister Bond, I expect you to Disney'

yaaaaasss open it, bring on the curse

just when i think German football cannot get any dorkier, Bayern Munich celebrate a goal by blasting the can-can

an engraving of the only taxidermy Saddle-backed Rodrigues Giant Tortoise (in the French Natural History Museum) i never thought a tortoise could be this rakish

if Echo & the Bunnymen had been formed in Berlin rather than Liverpool, they'd have been called 'Conclave and the Brutalist'

lol wtf Wireless, hope he's paying YOU for this

just want to take a moment to acknowledge whoever in the Hornsey/Ally Pally area is playing the bagpipes. I love it, but it's not for everyone.

surely the correct plural for corgis is 'corgii'

latest in 'football club crests i enjoy': Harrogate Railway Athletic, featuring a whole-ass beaver (in honour of their work ethic), and the motto 'Nothing Is Impossible For Humankind'.

dream i had, on Valentine's night: I go to this pub quiz run by Neil Innes (RIP) as a date with a literal manic pixie dream woman. whilst there i knock over and break this ornate little lamp she has with her, and she vanishes. i then get a call from her saying: 'don't fix it, i don't fancy you'

i love Michael Frey because when he celebrates he looks like a warlock in the middle of a really good summoning #qpr

Inaugural cake of 2025

The time for fucking around with this stuff is over. Regardless of how much some of them personally annoy or even harass you, we're at a point where it's clearly dangerous to pretend you can't tell the difference between leftists and fascists. And if you genuinely can't tell, it's time to wise up.