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dungeonwife.bsky.social
26 yr old Pagan, wife-to-be, dog, tabletop enthusiast + writer, GM and general nuisance. any/all.
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When are they going to invent evil lettuce? We already have good lettuce (arugula)

Would you trust this nanny with your kids? #TheManor #TM #Thornclaw

first inks of the year

What was the story with that one human guy who had an army of hyper-intelligent animals in Phineas and Ferb? It was a side plot. That wasn't even the show's whole deal

I'm a small account which means I have cute privilege. Sorry I don't make the rules

Swords are cool. What if we made them smaller and spread milk we beat the fuck out of with them

My ideal transition is transmasc stolen valor but the way it's shaking out is a lot more like MILF academy early graduation

5 gallon bucket of ballpark nacho cheese blended with movie theater popcorn butter

Another day, another TTRPG request: What game would be best to run a weapon + meister Soul Eater-style game? I'd like players to be able to wield one another.

Okay, I'm going to ask a question and we're all going to be very cool, very mature adults about it. Are we ready? Everyone got their belts tightened? Okay. I am looking to host a lewd TTRPG campaign for a small group of friends, but I'd like to not use the VtM, Blades, or 5e system. Any help?

Someone should write a Soul Eater style blades crack where you choose either Meister or Weapon and must hunt down kishin souls. This is a purely selfish request (I want to wield a big beautiful sword woman)

This song is too good

Rate my claw clip

This was actually quite funny to use, I'm curious why people I've never seen before or interacted with have me blocked?

TTRPG bot has been kicking my BUTT tonight omg

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social chooseancestry leshy

There are DMs on BlueSky now??? I have GOT to check this place more than once a month

I try not to be too negative on here but as the days tick by Dungeons and Dragons 5e feels more and more like a thoroughly beaten dead horse. I'm tired of running games in the system! Give me something new and refreshing

Finally broke down and got two wish list items on steam, Stardew Valley and Disco Elysium. Big reviews of both, but apparently the latter is going to change my perspective permanently. Full steam ahead, gang

What're you excited about in the tabletop sphere rn? I'm always looking for new games to add to the Archives™

Goooood morning TTRPG morning! The only instance of "blue balls" I've ever felt was when I got noise gated while having a cool (but admittedly quiet) character moment. What an immersion breaker!

who up moralising their desires?

Goooood morning TTRPG morning!! Geez I gotta use thuis thing more! I'm taking my morning meds and eyebrow deep in a textbook, what are you getting up to today? Have you taken your meds?

Gooood morning TTRPG morning! Today I am thinking a LOT about new systems and the games in my library I haven't quite gotten to. What's one TTRPG you have that you haven't gotten to playing yet?

Another selfie bc I'm just looking so cute today 🥰❤️

If you're in Columbus, Ohio today and you want some cotton candy from some absolute babes, come meet me! It's delicious and (not so) nutritious!

Gooood morning TTRPG morning!! What're you getting up to on this fine Sunday?

Women are pretty cool I think