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everyone from my high school is getting married and having kids yet here I am being a career oriented slut

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Bleh

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

so if you care to find me 🔊 🔊 look to the blue sky 🦅 🗣️

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

went to see Wicked again and someone was recording the audio for each song? like how broke do you have to be to not even try and pirate the soundtrack 😭

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

just spent the past 6 hours trying to rapidly defrost my turkey so I could spatchcock it and dry brine it for tomorrow 😭😭😭

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

the way that Boq tried to dump Nessarose and she hit him with “is it because I’m in a wheelchair???” 😭😭😭

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

“I hope this email finds you well” it’s 8am on a Monday. how the fuck do you think this email is finding me

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Be aware

submitted 118 days ago • 899 comments

cried during the first 5 notes of defying gravity I hate being gay

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I was in a pretty serious caucus meeting with my boss and I got the notification that Gaga’s headlining Coachella and I audibly gay gasped in the middle of a vote 😭

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

sharing my location with my mom was a mistake. I went to the pharmacy to refill a prescription and she immediately asked if I’m okay

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

who up

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

EXCITING NEWS FOR BLUESKY USERS: i’m proud to announce: REACTIONS ARCHIVE i know we all love to share reaction vids and there’s currently not an easy way to get them from elsewhere to help with this, i’ve decided to start a reactions archive google drive (: t.ly/reactions

submitted 123 days ago • 146 comments

good morning

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

just realized I haven’t jacked off in 4 days omg

submitted 124 days ago • 3 comments

It’s Nancy Pelosi. Republicans are SCARED of us and our organizing power. Together, we can save our democracy For The Children. Can you join us in this fight by following this account and sharing with your friends? -NP

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

hi I’m calvin - sf politics - raves - little monster - marvel stan - super tight hole pls follow 🫶🏼

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments