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Created by (some of) the Originators of #OverheardDuringDnD, this is the page for all those people who want to laugh at all the crazy crap said during RPGs. VERY NSFW.
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I love Mexican art so much

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GM- “How do you two escape?” V – Describes burning from the base with hole cracked in her cockpit and absence where Agni was, scooping up de-meched teammates as she goes. K – “I eject my power cores, hit the switch to self-destruct the mech, and eject. Toward the ship." #LancerRPG

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

K- “Okay, I have to drop the shroud or he can just go up there and get you, so I-” GM- “You know he’s been double-tapping you all this whole night. If you miss, he WILL win. Might be worth it to overcharge and prepare a Puppet Systems.” K- “...Yeah, okay.” #AndThenHeDidAndWeWon #ThisGotRealRealUgly

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GM-”Fine. Verity, the Archer is going to lock onto you.” Verity, with a breached cockpit, one hp and 0 structure left – “Yep. That’s fair.” GM – One of like four misses on attacks the entire night. V- Thud noise, laughter “I fell off my chair!” #LancerRPG

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GM-”Verity, any last words?” V- “Yes, actually. Can I do something for Power At A Cost?” GM- “What’ll you give me?” V- “...I’ll give you Agni.” #ImSorry #ThankYou #KickedTheCasketIntoTheAttackAsTheCockpitBreached #ShipOfTheseusAboutToBeRealRelevant

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P-“I guess I’ll shoot the scout.” GM-“Unlucky.” P-“Ah, reliable!” GM-“No, unlucky for me.” #PsalmIsGoodAtGuns #LancerRPG

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“I get accuracy from the Contraband Ammo, I get accuracy from Hyperspec...and he has soft cover, and I have an inaccuracy. So it evens out.” “All this for a drop of Accuracy.” #LancerRPG

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“He is engaging in orange cat behavior.” “Running around, destroying all the furniture, and pissing on everything!” “Yes, you are furniture.” #LancerRPG #TheBossMechIsActuallyASignificantProblem

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K-“Let’s see, what other protocols do I have?” V-“Just, hitting every single protocol button in the cockpit. Like it’s Big O up in here, “How many missiles is the correct amou-all of them.” #EverySingleTechAction #AlsoMissiles #LancerRPG

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“There are several Grunt Space Lurkers.” “Would you like some making grunt Space Lurker…” #TheyAreGoingToSavageUs #LancerRPG

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Also, by the way, when you play this card on Arena, it plays the laugh....

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.

submitted 3 days ago • 233 comments

My Favored Soul of Pelor PC - "Won't that fire spread?! What kind of impression is this for a freedom fighter?!" Warlock PC - "Ah ah ah. *Terrorist*." #SendingAMessage #HelpingTheGoodGuysDoesNotMeanYoureNice #SideOfTheAngelsButNotOneOfThem

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

"Reminds me of the 3.5 game where we were shunted forward in time and a Blue Dragon ran the world with the Church of Nerull. Warlock PC opted to plant explosives all over the city church on our way out. We got to the boat, he went "Hang on a sec" and hit a button, and..." #SendingAMessage

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Z-"Technically you could load these bullets with fentanyl." A-"That feels like way too much effort to shoot someone." J-"It's not about the effort, it's about Sending A Message." #WhenYouNeedToMakeAPoint #WithDrugs #Shadowrun

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J-"Let's see, skills. Astral Combat DOES NOT matter," A-"Nope! You are about as Astrally perceptive as a rock. Probably less than some rocks." #Shadowrun #Shadowrun5e #ComplicatedButFunSeeming #ShesNotAMagicianThisGirl

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Working out probable future Shadowrun game, Z-"I'm putting everything into an Arr Ay Arr right now." J - "Ah yes, the most Furry format. The Rawr." #NoticesYourFantasyCyberpunkMix #uwu

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Wow. Avelo airlines has covered up their logo to hide the fact that they're helping with mass deportation. Avelo's customer service number is (346) 616-9500. Feel free to give them a call and tell them how you feel about them.

submitted 10 days ago • 855 comments

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submitted 11 days ago • 754 comments

A handful of episodes of SGC2C didn't make it on to the mass produced DVDs for one reason or another, however AS once had a made-to-custom-order DVD service, so there's a few old custom "Space Ghost Coast to Coast Vol 7" DVDs with the episodes missing from the regular DVDs floating around today

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submitted 24 days ago • 135 comments

I'm going to internalize that last line. And look for good opportunities to use it.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Quoting Atun-Shei films; "People say Good and Evil are complex, but they're not. Evil is simply an absence of empathy, and an abundance of selfishness. Good, then, is simply an abundance of empathy, and an absence of selfishness." We've had this figured out for a long time.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments