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dustinyoureyes.bsky.social
32. He/him, demi. Thinker, tinker, shitposter, punsmith, science gremlin. Enabler of interesting content. I push buttons 'til the buttons push back.
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To accept that it is okay to be me. To be okay with that I don't need to be distracted from who I am. To just let the world exist with me in it. I am, as much as all shall.

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TL;DR: THE CHOICES ARE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE.

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SQUIRREL!

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Dishes are just kitchen laundry. #ShowerThoughts

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Po-pe Silvia, Po-pe Silvia, the name keeps pope-ing up!

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How are my Guinea pigs this cool?

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

#StrayVegGang (From my Sea Glass Festival trip to Seattle last August)

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Straight Outta Salad, fluffy little Diva here to eat food From the gang called Nuggets With Attitudes

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Everyone likes to ask WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP? but never HOW ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?

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BREAKING NEWS: Ninja water sausage retrieves a bit of toast.

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Friday Morning Music: I know I'm four months late to the party, but a Happy 20th Anniversary to KT Tunstall's [Eye to the Telescope], which was released on January 1st, 2005. open.spotify.com/album/3j70PD...

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Truth or Dare, but instead of extremely humiliating, the dares are extremely inconvenient. "I dare you to order your favorite large three-topping pizza... SEVEN DAYS IN ADVANCE."

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Reminder to self: Be an asshole to assholes. Sharpen your claws on them. Dehumanize them. Prey on their insecurities. Hit below the belt. Nothing is off-limits.

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@baconavenger.bsky.social

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#NewToMeTuesday (YES, I KNOW IT'S FRIDAY, SHUT UP.) Zeitgeist Freedom Energy Exchange open.spotify.com/album/3R30WR...

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TomSka's Law dictates that Sandi Toksvig and/or Stephen Fry have a nonzero possibility of reading this, so here goes: I picked up two QI factbooks at a local thrift/charity shop. This is a guaranteed minimum of 2,765 new facts to consume!

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If there is a book out there in the world that has more "THE ULTIMATE DAD BOOK FOR DADS" energy than this, I haven't found it yet. @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social

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Balatro: The Book, spotted in the wild! @localthunk.com

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CURSED.

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Night Breakfast.

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new blobby just blopped

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I AM BLOBBACUS!

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Results.

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Second Winter is dead (long live Second Winter), so I am back on my beach ⛱️ glass 🥃 bullshit 🐂 💩 and it feels SO good!

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Mystery Shoe, where did you come from, and where yet do you still have to go?

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Like the eponymous sun-baked bricks of their namesake, Adobe has been roasted dry beneath a clear BlueSky.

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#BAFTA-latro @localthunk.bsky.social Congratulations! It's a win well-deserved!

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THREE WAYS IN. ONE WAY OUT. WORLD TRINITY WRESTLING.

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The world is heavy right now and no one person can carry it all. But if each of us carries a little, we lighten the load for everyone. Do what you can. Trust that others are doing the same.

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ANAGRAM-SONNET FOR CHARLES DARWIN

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Never underestimate the subtle joy of decent cheap snacks from a gas station clearance bin.

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#NewToMeTuesday (03/25/2025) What's one album you'd recommend to an absolute stranger, no questions asked? Spoiler Alert: The absolute stranger is me. I'll listen to it front to back in one go and tell you what I think of it!

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sending hugs out into the universe as I battle the ol' All-the-Anxiety-Before-Bed Demon

submitted 50 days ago • 4 comments