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I used AI to prepare an offline map for our road trip tomorrow. It's amazing how AI can perfectly accomplish every task.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

"Yeah, no. You're right. Here's where we are now: We're gonna give China access to technology they didn't have before in exchange for us maybe getting back to the level of rare earth magnets we were importing previously. Oh, and consumers are still gonna pay more for Chinese goods."

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

As a former VMWare client, I can tell you with some confidence. They have killed the golden goose and are enjoying its succulent meat.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Billionaire spends millions to handpick regulators that affect his businesses and then withdraw support when his strategy fails.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Check Engine xkcd.com/3096/

submitted 15 days ago • 67 comments

New campaign tagline just dropped "We're All Gonna Die!"

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Quote of the day. The challenged Tariff Orders will be vacated and their operation permanently enjoined.

submitted 20 days ago • 39 comments

There's really only two courses: Pasta and Antipasta (plural is Antipasto)

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I made my first LinkedIn post in two years, about how IT leaders should convince their entry level IT support folks to run Arch Linux on their gaming PCs to achieve higher FPS while getting valuable Linux Sysadmin experience. The joke appears to have gone over everyone's head. 🥹

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

WARNING: DO NOT SCREAM DIRECTLY INTO THE DISK ARRAYS. CAUTION: DO NOT PLAY 'Rhythm Nation' WILL CAUSE CATASTROPHIC DISK FAILURE AND DATA LOSS

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

One of my coworkers changed my Display Name to TechnoKing as a joke. I noticed it and fixed it in AD within an hour. That was a week ago, and it's still randomly popping up in Teams meetings, Outlook, SharePoint, document metadata. It's incredibly embarrassing. 10/10 prank. LONG LIVE TECHNOKING

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Just wait till he learns of other Olde Timey words like "Payroll" and "Crosswalk" and "Crudites" and "Layaway"

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

The only problem with having the same job for 10 years, Is that you start to accumulate more and more email volume... I'm actively trying to unsubscribe from junk, but still I get 13,500 messages per month.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Seems unfair that we are still requiring service members to use F-16s and F-18s when the much newer F-150 is widely available in the consumer market.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Since migrating production from VMWare to ProxMox, I'm realizing managing VSphere is actually harder and more cumbersome. We're observing better performance, less overhead time performing config and managing updates. It's actually better, guys.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

It would be so great to see Disney lawyers pressure the Judiciary to clarify what power the Executive branch has to levy taxes, this is absolutely out of hand.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

He's saying that common, worthless items like pencils will become scarce and valuable in his great vision of America…

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