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dvgeebees.bsky.social

Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese He/him ✡️ for a free 🇵🇸 dvgeebees / discord all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i

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I hate everything

submitted 17 minutes ago • 1 comment

If you know any millennials who are having a baby, I offer the perfect gift. robsheridan.threadless.com/collections/... #bsnm

submitted 33 minutes ago • 6 comments

I Saw the VD Glow

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

he also shot COOL AS ICE. Vanilla Ice's answer to Purple Rain which had snappy dialogue like this

submitted 42 minutes ago • 1 comment

Vegans love telling you that they're vegans. Here's what happens when you don't listen

submitted 1 hour ago • 4 comments

Twitter sucks ass

submitted 5 hours ago • 78 comments

ugh fine I'll be the damn pope

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

BEGGING one of the bajillion federal employees to leak the email address so the inbox can be flooded with goatse and pig poop balls

submitted 5 hours ago • 10 comments

ConCLAVEn

submitted 5 hours ago • 5 comments

Ok, I'll bite. What the fuck is a pope?

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

do you ever just sit with your head in your hands because the weight is too much

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

imagine being such a versatile cinematographer that you can do these two projects back to back

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Tina: You're simply the best. Me: What do you mean by that? Tina: Better than all the rest. Me: Oh! Thanks for the clarification.

submitted 14 hours ago • 5 comments

Please help Belal and his daughter if you can, they are very close to their goal!

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

look, if you don’t trust the geniuses behind businesses that go bankrupt, rockets that explode, and cars that kill people, who can you trust

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

had a monster burrito last night and

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

[wheel of fortune] JESUS: HOST: we can’t play the game without it bro JESUS: [taking the wheel] fuck u

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

i pay taxes to help the vulnerable not suck his fucking dick

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

As if there's anything else.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

This guy just said his preferred pronoun is “Chairman French.” Dude has no clue what a pronoun is

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

omg ew the sun is reflecting off the snow right into my beautiful peepers

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

We NEED @blakegendebien.bsky.social to win. This is an all hands situation.

submitted 11 hours ago • 18 comments

submitted 13 hours ago • 81 comments

Attention birdwatchers! - When you see a rare bird that’s far off its course just know you are looking at the dumbest individual from that species

submitted 13 hours ago • 131 comments

Still haven't found my hidden talents. These jerks really know how to stay hidden.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

String cheese is just cheese bananas