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a president can't just "do" or "stop" things. the only ones with power are the people the president rules over. and they ought to be ASHAMED of themselves.

Stallone shows off "The Stinger"

hmm. weird.

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prolly on his last day, Biden will sign an order that says "and above all, everyone has to be downright DECENT to one another". Then Donald Trump will start crying like "...i dont know how" and then Biden will go "i'll help you" and then now its fine, theyre friends now.

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if we had had computers back in bible time, probably when the snake told Eve to fuck the apples she would say "i cant, im late for computers"

u know who should be president? a bunch of fish and snakes. in a box. and the walls of it are glass so u could look in and go like "wow the president are really sleepy today"

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The Fonz: hey DVS check it out (Desperate to impress me,he punches the jukebox) Me: that make u feel like a big man? hurting the music? (His once invincible aura shatters. His jacket, now useless, falls in the mud & dissolves. The children gather to spit on their fallen hero)