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Known liar cow, accused of spreading moo-larkey

This sums it up perfectly

@jamesbrubaker.bsky.social you seen this sir??? youtu.be/ps1f7p720FA?...

@amerrill2.bsky.social hey possibly very unoriginal and something you’ve done before, but has Brak ever done an impression of Meatwad or vice versa?? would love to hear the back-and-forth between you and Dave

If you can remember that your anxiety is actually from your soul, you can start to learn how to overpower it

Please remember, we’re not all in the mood for whimsy at the same time. If someone’s having a good day and you’re having a bad day, let them be happy and have hope and remember that you can be happy again too 🤷

I am soo lazy that I haven’t even moved BlueSky to the correct page of apps on my phone, which means I check it wayyyy less often than I could 🦥

Do you live with self loathing? Can you stop that please?

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

🎶Op-en up thy-bread-and let me ow ow owwwwwt, a little bakery 🎶

Normalize calling mutual masturbation “Dutch Touch”

So the costume is that 2 of us are Thing 1 and Thing 2, but the third person just has a t-shirt on that says “ I did a Thing…”

Remember when all that planning and worrying and the sleepless nights paid off and everything turned out just exactly as you willed it to be, through your sheer terror and desire to control?

“Pisces…., meet Pie Seas”

Hilarious

@yogabapentin.bsky.social i was looking for you in a line for free t-shirts

Does anybody else find themselves driving the “Thank you have a nice day” portion of their retail/food purchases?? Aside from the “My pleasure” perverts at Chick-fil-A, that is…🤷