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Your daily opossum break:

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Making disinterested soldiers drive vehicles to a shitty royalty free version of Barracuda in front of geriatrics is the perfect vibe

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happy No Kings day to all who celebrate

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Is soup gay?

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Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers theonion.com/marines...

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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

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When they think no one is looking. *Cops damaging their own cars?

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Fascism is a big price to pay for making a few inadequate men feel better about themselves.

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Art by Wren McDonald.

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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

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Jolene Jolene Jolene Cuisine

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Helping someone else only takes a few seconds.

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Rural Nebraskan Not Sure He Could Handle Frantic Pace Of Omaha theonion.com/rural-n...

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centrist: we need to focus on popular policy me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare? centrist: no haha not that policy me: ok so…gun control? centrist: no lol not that policy either me: ok which policy? centrist: oh you know the ones

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“i hope this helps”

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MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House

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Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday

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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism theonion.com/adverti...

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Our message to London 👇🏻

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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel theonion.com/the-oni...

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Just try to process this.

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