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Extremely cursed human. #Metalhead #Discordian 2 time survivor of 70000 Tons of Metal
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The most exhilarating part about skinny dipping is when all of the water park attendants start chasing after you.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Hello Kitty Has Finally Been Given a Mouth. She Hasn’t Stopped Screaming Since.

submitted 16 days ago • 21 comments

I’m proud to join the great Cyndi Lauper in the fight for women’s rights & healthcare. Go to www.bonfire.com/girlswantrights2025 to get a shirt and learn more about the #GirlsJustWantToHaveFundamentalRights Fund. @tidescommunity.bsky.social

submitted 28 days ago • 983 comments

Oh shit someone took down 4 Chan! I guess all the racist cops will have to migrate over to Twitter.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

My jam

submitted 45 days ago • 47 comments

Haven't you ever heard "don't judge a book by it's cover"? Just because a book is held shut by a magical lock, has a living eyeball that looks at you, and is bound in human skin, does not mean it's cursed. Now would you please give me my chainsaw and shotgun back so we can kill these demons?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Monday! On this day in 1561, a mob of space aliens attacked each other in the sky over the Roman city of Nuremberg. This wiki article contains a helpful illustration of what 16th century space alien attacks looked like. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_ce...

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Top super mega secret war plans. Do not read unless you have clearance 😲😡💣💥🖕

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said: "Does that animal talk?" The parrot replied, "I don't know."

submitted 61 days ago • 60 comments

would you dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

submitted 66 days ago • 12 comments

When you ask for more than you can actually handle

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

it was so cool how the original half-life expansions showed you the events at black mesa from a new character's perspective

submitted 69 days ago • 3 comments

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

submitted 75 days ago • 18 comments

It looks like they arrested Yosemite Sam. And apparently he sells weed.

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Marco Rubio will be in Quebec City 🇨🇦 Wednesday-Friday (March 12-14). Given the 🇺🇸 egg shortage, please place however many dozen eggs you can afford in a very hot place until March 11th and then hand-deliver them to the USA Secretary of State. Let the Trade War and threat of annexation yolk be on him.

submitted 82 days ago • 838 comments

I find my vocabulary woefully inadequate to describe how much Google Chrome is a steaming pile of software.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan

submitted 84 days ago • 92 comments

I don't usually "do memes" but I'm about to hop on a 7hr flight so I say we do a #StarTrek meme roundup today. Dig deep, and bring the best you got! Most liked meme wins 5 Stanley Nickels!

submitted 100 days ago • 233 comments

🎶I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more ‘Cause I’m the poorest man in all Belfast And I cannot afford a car 🎶

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