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31/f/🛸 awkweird acquired taste maladaptive machiness i ♡ my boke husband @zettaiahoge.bsky.social
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The average American has three friends

me too #fabulousbeasts

friends who use hairdryers: does it make your hair less frizzy than towel/air drying 🤔 my hair is almost 3ft long and fine+straight with a slight wave but i struggle with frizz/flyaways for a full day after showering 😑

anime girl taking big sip of beer

just loving the 16 hour migraine of today/ln 😆

diting is so lucky to have the earth's guidance..i bet he doesnt even have to think about what to eat every day.. #fabulousbeasts

Just posting this here in case anyone needs to damn America in a quoteskeet, at any time in the future 💜

for the past 2 years may always sucks..mothers day soon and moms bday 21st+she died just 2 weeks after..hope the may oomfs will have happy bdays im pretty checked out for the rest of it though T_T)7

being an absolute buffoon is getting old and i dont think i have any more character growth left in me

okay..yeah..okay..yeah..yeah..yep, uh huh..hyeah..okay

early onset alzheimers update: i am now forgetting what otherwise very basic for my vocabulary words mean or mjxing them up with other words. for someone whose favorite pastime growing up was reading the dictionary i suspect the cognitive decline is steadily worsening 🧠⬇️ #staytuned #dxnews

i would like to banish the thought in addition to every subsequent thought that occurs thereafter

(tiny tim voice) living in the doghouse loving in the doghouse having a wonderful time

now i have my zoomer bro texting me asking "yo (my name) what was that pork thing mom would make" about pot roast 🤣🤣🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

im just gonna risk getting vandalized and start parking like a dipshit so no one parks next to me on at least one side im tired of people deciding to park right beside my car when there are 500 other parking spots in the general vicinity. what the crap is wrong with people

🎵you never know because you never mind🎶

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every few months i get into a funk wherein i feel terribly uninspired wrt music/what to listen to and then when i finally find a good album i go down an artist rabbithole for another few months until the cycle repeats itself again..pain!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAEW... gm

this is literally meeee #girl #goodnight

smoking at the park and the smoking grandma in the car next to mine smiled at me 😊

🫩 all of this shonen style filler is getting really irritating so can we skip all the deportation/imprisonment bs and cut straight to the point: mass extermination of all poors (<7 figure salary or assets)

genuinely hoping the autism concentration camps come to fruition i cant wait to be out of everyones hair forever 🫥

Change normal part (crown of head where hair splits into two parts) into sunburnt part? Whatever!

meet me at the cricket hangout (tall grass area) in 5min for an ass kicking 🦗

𝓛𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓷...

Change two rats into guys? Whatever!

weirdposters better watch out‼️⚡ #fabulousbeasts

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!