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Kristel Jax not here for a good time or a long time but a secret third thing 🎀 !💥breaking news update💥!! they say my account is 🦋no longer spam🎀 but spam is worth money so who’s laughing now
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banned from youtube on day 1

showing a girl at the bar my dog’s diy comme des garçon dress like it’s her debutant portfolio pic

draft cut of Stardust Memories Minus Woody Allen is finally exporting from Premiere. Manifesting WORKS.

why aren’t we saying feckless amazing term

i buy the $19 strawberry and watch it strain as i carefully inject the full syringe of tetrahydrozoline into its flesh. time for one last little treat.

Everclear’s Volvo Driving Soccer Mom is canon sequel to Pink Pony Club

Married at First Sight but the honeymoons are like. cave diving. climb mount denali. cross the mojave on foot. 6 months on a nuclear sub. work black friday week at an amazon warehouse.

just amazing times to be a hater rn

finally know who adrian brody is

when i start typing "thesaurus" the first link is always the page for "survive" synonyms is that good

Canada Post strike never resolved bc no one could definitively confirm how much one P stamp is worth on an envelope

if i put on taylor swift i am fixing to politely ask everyone to leave my house

ok but the fact trump was like. i gotta make sure gen z finds out about guantanamo based

more like "make america guantanamo again" am i right lol "yes exactly" wait

disrupting an otherwise relaxing and contemplative game of go by saying stuff like "i'm a gun owner" and "i was looking at your house on google earth. the approach to the back door is well covered by foliage, it seems" every time my opponent puts down another stone

big tech is terrified of my aura

i’m no longer a spam account so please pre-order Ratland 3 immediately now right now have u ordered it yet hey hun just checking in did u preorder Ratland 3 bestie www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1...

just a spammer trying to make Blue Monday a stat holiday for goths

big tech already trying to destroy my voice here

question for the culture how IS momtok is going to survive this

what’s everybody doing for Blue Monday