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dylanmarsgreenberg.bsky.social
Director/musician💿 directed a feature film called Spirit Riser - see my work in Adult Swim and Rolling Stone! Vox and video in THEOPHOBIA - 🏆Worst Behaved at Friendly’s
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Three words: Dracula, Frankenstein, Mummy. Set it in an old spooky castle. Old candelabras all over the fucking place. Bone Skeleton

BlueSky is where I go for my @joekeller.bsky.social and @leftatlondon.com fix, and then go to sleep and dream about my horse vacation

Oh no!!!! Not Elton John! Oh wait. Don’t worry guys, he was just Confirmed To Be.

Musician documentaries when the musician is dead: “i remember he used to go on these…. drunken rants. he sang like an angel. but he’d battled his demons” Musician docs when theyre still alive: “my mom used to tell me when i was 9 I’d sing along to the radio. Only 9 years old, can you believe it?”

Guy who takes bugs bunny really seriously

A dialogue between two creatures would be healing right now

They took it down! Just kidding lol : ) it’s still up there

Future me just appeared from the year 2046 begging me to stop the Rizzler from inventing an app called “Horsly” which is like Uber for horses

What is there to say but “hell yeah dude”

My feature film Spirit Riser is now available on Prime Video, Fandango at Home, and free on Hoopla with participating library card and free w ads on FAWESOME

I Want To Hear Lies From A Beautiful Woman

Fake Ass Ebenezer Scrooge

trying to pay off a considerable amount of back taxes & even though I’m on track to be… generally okay, considering everything i’m pretty nervous. Stream an album of mine if you havent heard my music yet. & tell ur friends. It does actually help me out.

In the original script for Honey We Shrunk Ourselves, Gordon calls Patti Szalinski “The Original Woman”

They’re transvestigating Evil Homer

Does this guy not know what's going on right now

Yeah, I've read Homer... and moe

Bun Bun eating a hot dog

Help Louise Weard ( @weard.moe) make weird, queer art and support the second part of her trans epic 'Castration Movie part ii'! Learn more on Dread Central.

Interesting how it’s the supporting actors from Nickelodeon shows that often have a meteoric rise to fame, such as Ariana Grande with “Victorious” or Lady Gaga with “Quangley Confidential”

I’m fortunate to be on the soundtrack to the new Tate Hoffmaster film PIZZA GUY 8, co-produced by @dylanmarsgreenberg.bsky.social, which is having its premiere at the Museum of the Moving Image in NYC on February 22! Watch the trailer at @dreadcentral.bsky.social:

We got to do another premiere with @dylanmarsgreenberg.bsky.social over at @starburst.bsky.social again today. Support trans artists, y'all. www.starburstmagazine.com/features/exc...

If you drink the grease in the red bag behind Papa Murphy’s you unlock the 7 Forbidden Episodes of The Love Boat

I'm pranking my friend by putting a dead alien in his arms while he's asleep

had a party at the lake last night and the tamest swans ive ever seen just walked right in and sat down. no hissing, no honking, they were just our new best friends.

Some Trippy Bun Buns

And The Kid Is Not My Son

Hal Roach is sending the adult Spanky to repo my fucking iPad because I leaked the Dorothy Gish sex tape

BunRaiser

If you are bombastic, extravagant or salacious, just unfollow me right now. I don’t hold space for that sort of thing!!

Heyyyy bestie am I in your will?

Oh so I guess now you can get FIRED from your school principal position for saying “Miss Marple has that good pussy”?! We are living in dark times folks!!

I will spend the rest of my Clown Ass Life searching for the cyclist who called me a “bum ass Burgess Meredith”

Just announced! Our guest DJ for Risky Business this Thursday is @dylanmarsgreenberg.bsky.social

I’m on the soundtrack to the new Tate Hoffmaster film PIZZA GUY 8, co-produced by @dylanmarsgreenberg.bsky.social, which is having its premiere at the Museum of the Moving Image in NYC on February 22! movingimage.org/event/pizza-...

They’re gonna feed my nepo baby ass a potion that doesn’t exist

You can tell that he was standing in front of a green screen

you: why is using AI bad? me: well first of all,

Take a note, Hollywood - instead of calling it BABYGIRL , you could have called it KID-MAN.

Fucking hell! Did I not mention to the good people of the Bluesky yet that @dylanmarsgreenberg.bsky.social made a music video for one of my songs earlier this year!!! It was intended for The People’s Joker soundtrack but licensing issues meant it got it shelved. Bummer! youtu.be/CL5oE-jT7tA?...