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The Master is the story of the most normal guy from Lynn, Massachusetts

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bro they're gonna hunt Nico Harrison for sport

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getting a post-movie beer at the bar by the theater, folks there's not a better feeling out there

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the big musical performance in sinners is electric, man. loved it. can really feel the energy come off of it.

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if you abduct someone in front of their kid you will never see heaven

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sorry your wife is mid, but i don’t really see how that qualifies her to help anyone through childbirth

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The Baja Blast from Space

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man here I was thinking we'd never see the highest opening weekend for a animated biblical film

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75 likes and I will wear this hat to every Sacramento game I cover this season thegoodshirts.com/products/aut...

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lmaoooooo

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Based www.vulture.com/article/to-h...

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Please take a moment to appreciate Nolan Jones' wildly unfortunate trip to first

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love when Daniel Plainview blames the oil rig accidents on church being so long and boring that people can't sleep

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birthday girl

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watching there will be blood. good movie, in all honesty.

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YUUUUUUUP

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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

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well at least he used the painting in its original context (a fucking goofball saying something stupid) bsky.app/profile/thun...

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they should pick up where the Clueless tv show left off

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Folks. It's time,

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“You know Don, the Japanese have their own version of Super Mario Bros 2. Ours is actually a reskin of a game called Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic. Does that remind you of anyone?”

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I will play for only 10 million dollars. Does that make me a saint? Maybe. Does Gandhi look pretty stupid by comparison? Obviously. But he is isn’t about the money for me. I’ll play for only 10 million dollars.

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There is nothing more pathetic than a Harry Potter adult

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this is probably the greatest 22 scripted minutes of comedy TV ever made

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something I love on Everybody's Live is Mulaney always gets the most insane callers

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She's got Larry David thighs.

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Pretty weird that once they sold mlbam it went to shit, probably a coincidence

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Well, better than nothing I guess. Netflix has been collecting real good but abandoned animated series for their library for whatever reason (Scavengers Reign, Pantheon, this I guess makes it a third thing)

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A film that takes place where you're from (quite literally, they filmed a lot of this in my childhood neighborhood)

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Started/going

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JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.

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Grizzlies are gonna lose this bc Edey is incapable of leaving the floor

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it's Jaover

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(flipping through a Where's Waldo book) beach. carnival. market. museum

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God Edey is ASS

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If I were Don Draper, I simply would just not lose Certified Bad Bitch Betty Draper

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lmao did Kevin Harlan just say Curry hit that from Alcatraz

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Taylor Jenkins wouldn't have blown this lead

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the three p's: pizza, predator, and predator 2

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will never forget this useless old sack of shit for not putting them all in jail when even republicans in Congress were on board

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