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dynamiceyebrow.bsky.social
ITYSL super fan. Movie obsessed. Meme remixer. Tim enjoyer. Student of the Fielder Method. Musical theater fan. Dog dad.
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Every day man.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Valentine’s Day my sweethearts! 💕🫶💕

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Me, whenever I see any 2 people who look happy today:

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

For $400M I could probably get a thousand armored cars. They don’t stink or look like little pieces of shit or explode or nothin’.

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

The Gulf of 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

In need of a last minute Valentine’s Day gift? Try one of these romantic cards from the Motor City to get their motor running 😉

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

"I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE" quote-off- GO!

submitted 10 days ago • 81 comments

Me to Musk, re: Alllll the government agencies:

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Tim Robinson in 2015, talking about Lorne Michaels being shot in the back of the head:

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

Me to my dog whenever I bring out a snack

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Me to my dog when I’m preparing her meal on the marble island & she’s up on her hind legs, but still can’t see:

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Sushi? That’s a nude egg I won from my game. I’m not in trouble at all.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Wow, Tarantino is not very happy about the current state of films.

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

Me, every time I watch Frasier:

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Everyday under Trump

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

My knee jerk reaction to every news story in 2025 is like someone put Bart Harley Jarvis up on the screen

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Let me explain something to you about numbers: One is good.

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

Anyone else at their wits end?

submitted 30 days ago • 13 comments

pleeeeease look at this hat my creative partner got me for my belated bday/christmas gift

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

I feel like if you're a mainstream national anchor or correspondent covering the inauguration today, you should be forced to do so in the "I Think You Should Leave" "we're all trying to find the guy who did this" hot dog guy costume.

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