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I should go back and work on my cartoon pilot, even though I'm depressed. Need to storyboard/animate an all out fistfight between a 7 year old and a 17 year old but hard to pull references because of the height difference. (Trust me, this show's gonna be hilarious.)

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I'm pretty good at drawing; someone should hire me to do that.

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This is SUCH a good sticker. It's big and glittery. ↳ www.nobodyssweetheart.com/store/jumbo-...

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I grew up in the DC suburbs and my parents were federal employees (Postal Service, Labor/Treasury— now retired) as were all their friends and the parents of everyone I knew. I feel like my culture is being attacked... by morons. D-U-M-B

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I just ordered a Farley to make Anti-Trump USPS memes with. Welcome to the opposition, Farley the Plush Mailbox store.usps.com/store/produc...

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The United States and all its territories and military bases is HUGE and yet you can send a letter anywhere for under a buck! That's not driven by profit, it's driven by need. IT IS A SERVICE, SHITHEAD.

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I wish to be murdered by a ghost sooner rather than later

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I'm pretty good at drawing; someone should hire me to do that.

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I wish to be murdered by a ghost sooner rather than later

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As someone who watches a lot of Japanese historical drama & as an insomniac who is currently sleeping on the floor— I wonder if those old-style futon-on-tatami beds are comfortable. Would I be able to sleep well? Do you need the fortitude of Zatoichi and the knees of Sanjuro to use one regularly?

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Billionaires shouldn't exist. Tax the fuckers.

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I drew the art for the Mad Men Yourself avatar maker that went viral in 2009-10. Also an illustrated Mad Men book and calendars and some other stuff. Relive those heady days with my exclusive, unlicensed, unofficial Joan and the Xerox print and Peggy Box keychain!! www.nobodyssweetheart.com/store

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Imagine the irony if a plane crashed into the back nine while Himself was pooting around the course... Then ten more planes crashed into that plane crash, and then it all caught on fire because of all the flammable stolen documents and ex-wife corpses hidden everywhere

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When an actual real assassin takes a pop at him, make sure to take his ear off for ironic consistency... then explode his face off.

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I got hot dog stickers. ↳ www.nobodyssweetheart.com/store/jumbo-...

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my store ↳ nobodyssweetheart.com/store I have a Mad Men print, a few key chains, a single patch, and some stickers. Ready to ship, not on-demand. Won't restock, when it's gone I'll close up shop. #artistshop #artiststore #stickers #acryliccharm #merch #merchandise #vinylsticker #artistmerch

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Charles Rocket died for Lorne's sins. #snl50

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Billionaires shouldn't exist. Tax the fuckers.

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Don't get muddled up! PUSHING TIN - movie about air traffic controllers TIN CUP - movie about golf and Kevin Costner TIN MEN- movie about door-to-door aluminum siding salesmen in 1960s Baltimore #movies

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looks good on purple heather. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7233...

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I illustrated a mock storybook for the Producers Guild of America awards a week ago. Read at the event by star of stage and screen Alan Cumming doing a variety of funny voices. (Cross your fingers for a video post on the PGA site)

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AI Makes Slop. Creative Work is Done By Creative Workers. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7138...

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First posted in December, STOP FORCING AI gets be discovered/goes viral anew every week. Currently, Spanish bsky— Gracias! Color/language* variations available on print-on-demand merchandise (shirts, stickers, signs) —teepublic.com/user/nobodyssweetheart ___ *no Spanish yet. ¿puedes ayudar?

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Still no sales. I hoped there were more rage bombs out there looking to get into slapfights with the most unfuckable men of Silicon Valley

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This'll be great for getting into fights with quivering men with no chins. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7233...

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Don't blame me, I voted for not-Elon-Musk. #elonmusk #getyourasstomars #lettering

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Pour one one for #DavidLynch As long as it's not HEINEKEN. FUCK THAT SHIT. I haven't seen this video posted in memoriam, so I guess I'll do it— youtu.be/oHwORSHSlVA?... #BlueVelvet x #PabstBlueRibbon

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I hope Candice Bergen goes to David Lynch's funeral but leaves halfway through in disgust so she can recreate the photos of her leaving "Wild at Heart," tearing up the program. (I could not find this photo online. Very disappointed)

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David Lynch's first feature was THE ELEPHANT MAN. How did he get to direct? MEL BROOKS choose him, because he's a f'in cinephile not just a fart joke man. As a young filmmaker, Lynch was a peer and friend of JOHN WATERS. What did they talk about? Did they collaborate?!(Pink Flamingos x Eraserhead)

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Staffed with the date-rapists and women-hating mediocrities. Fight the Broligarchy. Fuck off with these Chuds.

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