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Dakota (or "Cody"/"Kota"), 27, he/him A dumb anxious loser. Interests include Pokémon, Splatoon, & Yu-Gi-Oh! (anime, casual!TCG/OCG/Rush).
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I haven't kept up with competitive #Pokemon since like early X/Y, but if #PokemonChampions lets Tera Electric Shedinja w/ Air Balloon be a thing... 🥶

I know I've mentioned it before, but sometimes I google my own #Pokemon hacks to see if anyone has played them, talked about them, etc. And I saw this on 4chan, and like... I think you're kinda missing the point lumping Repolished in with those other hacks.

I love how my dad's response when anyone tells him that whatever boomer conspiracy theory he hears isn't true is to get extremely defensive and say "Well, that's what I read online!"

what #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

Was casting a YouTube video, and an ad for Olay moisturizer played. This was the title of the ad, according to my phone, lmao. Someone's getting fired.

I think at this point I'm just finding ranked #Splatoon3 to be more infuriating than fun... Kinda sick of being spawn camped by the entire team and getting large losing streaks, even using my best weapons and only playing Zones.

Eeltail Alley on Zones is a war crime. Even Hammerhead on Zones is better at this point. #Splatoon3

Playing through US/UM again, wondering if it's worth doing a mod like I did for XY & ORAS, and the difference in difficulty between the Totems and the Kahunas is so funny. Like, Lurantis is considered one of the toughest fights in mainline #Pokemon, and then Hapu only has 2 moves on her Flygon...

Times sure have changed in 8 months... My S+ Rank is in the -1000s and I've taken that as a sign to stick to Zones for the foreseeable future. #Splatoon3

Just had someone who, starting in wave 3, would throw eggs as far away from the basket as possible, and would also just sit there and shoot at me in particular. All because I thought it was a better idea to climb a wall during Glowflies event than whatever tf he wanted to do. #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

Hmm, maybe if you don't immediately rush to the shore to take out Salmonids as soon as they spawn, you wouldn't get splatted too far away from your teammates to get revived... Just a thought. 🤷‍♂️ #SalmonRun #Splatoon3 #EggstraWork

Multiple people: hey are you going to do a hack for US/UM like you did for X/Y and OR/AS? Me: No, probably not Also me, to myself: Okay, so here's how I'd fix every major trainer battle in the game #Pokemon

> Tries desperately to win at modes other than Zones despite the fact that my rank is "S+ <negative 1000+>" from trying to play modes other than Zones. #Splatoon3

I actually thought we lost, but they forgot to put the Rainmaker on the first checkpoint, omfg #Splatoon

I actively search to see if anyone has streamed my #Pokemon hacks, and I silently judge them for their choices. And, tbh, I'm not sure which hurts my soul more: Someone sweeping through the game with Aegislash, or someone EV training their entire team and maxing out their Affection with Amie...

There is no platonic explanation for this. They knew what they were doing. #AnimalCrossing #PocketCampComplete

Current Undercover Brella build, capitalizing on the SPU+Reefslider meta(?). #Splatoon3

I want to SCREAM

Homemade gimbap/kimbap for dinner. Egg, spinach, carrot, cream cheese, bulgogi, imitation crab, spam, and sweet pickles (because pickled radish is a little too hard to get unless I go into an Asian market in the city)

Have also been using Inkline Tri-Stringer in Zones, having a lot of fun and decent success with this build. #Splatoon3

My current Custom Explosher builds for Splat Zones. Not sure which one I like better. #Splatoon3

My Rank in #Splatoon 3 going past the negative hundreds because I make the mistake of playing something other than Splat Zones

I only JUST realized that the TV in #Splatoon3 's lobby is a giant, curved Switch... This game has been out for over two years, going on three. And I just noticed this.

I missed using Undercover Brella in Zones. I wish the main weapon was a little better because the Sub and Special are absolute Splat Zones Cheese™ #Splatoon3

Hm. Weird bug that I can't seem to fix. #PokemonTCGPocket

Sandra Lee's "savory scrambled crepes". Her secret tip is that instead of making crepes, she uses flour tortillas. These are burritos, Sandra. They're breakfast burritos.

"hoezin sauce"

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Custom Explosher build restored! #Splatoon3