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Drake got cooked on America’s biggest day. #Superbowl Also… Trump denied Project 2025 before the election —then put its architect in charge and shut down the Consumer Protection Agency. Ask yourself Who does that help? Not you. Billionaires just got a free pass to rob you blind.

Terrible throw by Jalen. Can’t make mistakes like that. #Cheifs Secondary has to be a factor for them to win. #Superbowl The price of eggs has increased 22% since the start of 2025. 🤷‍♂️

Terrible call! Refs at it again! The NFL script writers at it again. #SuperBowl Also Trump & Musk’s DOGE is dismantling NOAA—the agency that warns us about hurricanes, climate disasters, and extreme weather. Vital for farmers and THE ENTIRE FREAKING STATE OF FLORIDA. #ClimateCrisis

Go Eagles! America is counting on you… #SuperBowl Also USAID was investigating Musk for charging nearly double for Starlink. Trump fired the IG overseeing it, and now Musk is dismantling USAID—gutting US soft power while China fills the void. This isn’t just corruption, it’s geopolitical suicide.

She’s basically saying… we don’t like our system of government and constitution. If you had the will of the people you’d have enough votes to pass something in congress.

Guys, don’t worry—our national security and finance data aren’t compromised. It’s all safely hidden under ‘New Folder (2)’ on Hacker “Big Balls’” desktop. We’re good.

You know, people are saying Trump is the greatest cuck of all time. He likes to stand back and watch while Elon Musk screws America. Maybe the most legendary cuck ever.

Feels kinda like Buffalo is trying to keep the Patriots from getting the 1st overall pick. Real clutch division rival sabotage happening here. #nfl #bills #patriots #billspatriots Good for my Titans! #titanup

How to say “Why Democrats lose.” Without saying “Why Democrats lose. 🤮

Huh, maybe we actually don't eat it because it's cheap. MAYBE we eat it cause we fucking hate ourselves.

Who really cares about the Hunter Biden story. No one will in 6 months. What keeps me up at night is Trump’s cartoon villain Cabinet. I mean can you imagine what Black Manta will do to the Commodity Futures Trading Commission?! Absolute chaos. What a nightmare.

Nothing says normal Thanksgiving in America like Pete Hegseth, a totally normal dude, getting called out by his mother for being a sexual predator. Nothing weird or upsetting about it. Definitely the guy you’d want running the Department of Defense and overseeing millions of lives. Normal.

Tennessee is just making it an exciting game is all…. Go Vols?

“Trickle Down E” used to be my rapper name, but do you know how hard it is to rhyme with Monetary Transmission Mechanisms? …Just saying.

My plan… save. Put your money in a high yield savings account. Wait for the eventual republican crashing of the economy, then invest. I’m going to make hundreds of dollars!!!!

I thought movies were dead?

Yeah. Can we start calling Republicans weird again?

I’m now convinced Gen X finally got their president—and it’s not the Pixies-loving, Reality Bites, Rage Against the Machine Gen X. It’s the Limp Bizkit, Woodstock ’99-rioting, mosh-pitting-at-prom, suburban-grievance Gen X. And that president? Donald Trump.

Judd Nelson cut in front of my in line at a Home Depot which if you've ever been to one... is a nightmare thing to do. When I said "Hey!" he winked at me with "I'm famous" swagger. The worst.

Are we still talking about a social media app? I’m confused.

Guys, How do I unsubscribe from a TV show I never subscribed too? #MorningNO (get it I switch Joe with… you get it)

My Netflix froze on this image so instead of watching the fight my family decided to just kept it on… and went about our evening with Mike Tyson’s naked butt looming over us until bedtime.

Can we all go back to not giving a shit about Jake Paul now? #paultyson

That was not worth all the Netflix refreshing I had to do

Tyson v Paul was boring as hell. It was like if a Drake song was boxing. #paultyson #netflix #boxing

Had to screen cap this historic moment. Netflix streaming the Paul v Tyson fight! What a night!

So it’s been a while, but is Boxing just like… old boxers beating up influencers now? Asking for a friend? 🤷‍♂️

There is starting to be a theme here. 🤔

Our 2-year-old has hit an important milestone: She has discovered that farts are funny. It’s a proud moment for us as parents—I’m not crying; you’re crying.