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On this date in 1859, John Brown's body was sent to moulder in the grave, but his soul continues marching on.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome to BlueSky, newbies! - A guy who hasn't posted on here in 9 months.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I miss the transgressive left. The right is always getting triggered by shit like Trans people and Taylor Swift existing, but imagine if there was an actual concerted effort to offend. Piss Christ was low effort and look at the effect that had. Balloons of Trump in a diaper just don't cut it.

submitted 406 days ago • 0 comments

He's dead! He's finally fucking dead! Fuck Henry Kissinger and good fucking riddance!

submitted 460 days ago • 0 comments

This Thanksgiving I made two turkeys. A fried one for family who likes crispy skin and moist, flavorful meat, and an undercooked one for my racist and bigoted family members.

submitted 466 days ago • 0 comments

It's the IDF vs. The ICU.

submitted 502 days ago • 0 comments

At 2:20 today, I'm going to pop an Alka seltzer and pretend to have a seizure.

submitted 516 days ago • 0 comments

Reminder that the Speaker of the House does not have to be a Member of Congress.

submitted 517 days ago • 0 comments

Dianne Feinstein's staffers should be buried alive with her.

submitted 521 days ago • 0 comments

I think about the Russian Revolution way more than I do about the Roman empire.

submitted 528 days ago • 0 comments

"Nice fucking model. Honk honk. "

submitted 535 days ago • 0 comments

Gritty reboots of childhood nostalgia is getting old. Where In The Fuck Is Carmen Sandiego left me underwhelmed.

submitted 571 days ago • 0 comments

Can't recommend Captain Crunch: Oops, Some Glass.

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, if there are any CRISPR technicians out there, I have three words for you. Flamin' Hot Semen.

submitted 592 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky is where I go to get away from social media.

submitted 600 days ago • 0 comments

So my choice is between the one with all the nazis or the one that's a marketing ploy to ensure everyone plays nice and buys things? Well, maybe I just won't vote, then! I mean, maybe I won't use either social media app. Sorry, forgot what I was talking about for a second.

submitted 605 days ago • 0 comments

BlueSky is broken. I accidentally left my baby in the car with the windows up for three hours in 90-degree heat, and he didn't come up ONCE on the What's Hot section.

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

Just joined Nuttr. Already blew three loads, and it got five snowballs. Sending my first invite to grandma.

submitted 607 days ago • 0 comments

I'd vote for Hunter Biden. He seems cool.

submitted 607 days ago • 0 comments

If this flag offends you, don't help me pack.

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

Me on Twitter/Me on BlueSky

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

The Supreme Court has ruled 36/5 that you don't own your organs. Democrats call for expanding the court.

submitted 611 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think you can listen to anything Stockton Rush said about OceanGate and not believe his ultimate goal was to find Rapture.

submitted 613 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a few weeks into learning Portuguese. My Portuguese hasn't gotten any better, but my Spanish is way worse.

submitted 613 days ago • 0 comments

Aww, this is so sweet. Hey, does anyone know if Alan Moore is on here? I want to tell him how much all his movies mean to me.

submitted 614 days ago • 1 comment

Hello world, and happy Monday. Starting my BlueSky adventure far from the muskrat's despotic regime.

submitted 617 days ago • 0 comments