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not much about it on mainstream media yet, but it appears that possibly the largest financial hack ever (?) has just happened on bybit - with $1.5 billion USD worth of ETH stolen

We had a blast talking to @earley.bsky.social, it’s good to be back, back as the king of Irish podcasts

205 | Tegan And Sara with Kelly Earley We’re back! It’s a classic Juvenalia episode. @earley.bsky.social tells us about how Tegan And Sara helped her explore her identity as a teen and we talk about Tumblr communities and Andrea’s new genre for 2025: Yearncore

i went to inis mor on the feb bank holiday and i loved everything about it, but one of my fav aspects was that nobody there was talking about hyrox

i loved the nurse in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest and Ratched but not sure how i felt about her Ratchet and Clank

great piece by kelly on the newfound hyper-irishness also excellent contribution to the ever-rolling 'what's wrong with how irish is taught in schools' debate

the lucy dacus music video controversy is nuts to me because literally nobody would have cared who was in the music video if she hadn’t made such a big deal of calling on the public to submit audition tapes

Alt iontach ar an athbheochan Éireannachais atá ar bun faoi láthair

Really enjoyed reading Kelly's meditations on Ireland's problematic obsession with deeply flawed American-branded capitalism. Challenge: do a shot of baby Guinness for every tactile memory of a Celtic Tiger artefact it invokes.

new substack post alert ⚠️ kellysrubbish.substack.com/p/accidental...

i just said “jeremy clarpson” by accident instead of jeremy clarkson in front of my entire friend group. it’s over for me

i recently discovered that if you put literally anything on tiktok with a fontaines dc song in the background, it will break 1000 likes (and i have been abusing this knowledge ever since)

god be with the days when teens trusted big tech

imo, the dublin coffee festival is one of the most chaotic and underrated things to do in the city. last year, i sampled about a dozen coffees, levitated out of the building with intense anxiety and the next day i had a vomiting bug (which i assume was caused dirty water from cuppings)

i need this so i can watch past lives again

the other week i was in a bar w/ one of my friends and i was winding her up and she was like "ok if you don't stop I'm going to go up to the bar and ask for angela"

watching hackers for the first time ever and i am wondering if cyberdelia was originally designed to be wheelchair accessible, inadvertently becoming rollerblade accessible, or vice versa

I had a gorgeous conversation with Laurie about the bridge situation, and you can listen here, made into a five minute audio doc for Canadian Public Radio! 🥰🍅🔥

what is something really mundane you can't wait to tell your grandkids? i can't wait to tell them that it used to cost us 8c for every text message we sent. and 80c to send someone a photograph via text. and also that we used to have clean drinking water at the beginning of the 21st century!

babe you’ve been manipulating your log for 36 days for no known purpose can you please put that down and come back to bed

Opinion columnist: I have been attacked merely for sharing my opinion on who deserves to live or die. Several used the fuck word. Former video game critic, in silhouette, their voice digitally altered: I've been on the run for 6 years now. I've never met my son.

barry keoghan in Bird:

I don't really care that the cherry tomatoes have been cleared, but @nickyryan.ie profoundly just said: "Do you know how easy tomato seeds grow? There is going to be a huge amount of tomatoes that start growing there, which is a beautiful thing."

Cherry tomato bridge revealed as crypto pyramid scheme psyop

i really wish i was joking, but someone has created a cherry tomato bridge memecoin

It's a precarious time to clear those tomatoes off the bridge. The peak has passed, but we're still in the danger zone. The act of cleaning it up may spur on a second wind. This is why Dublin City Council must hire an Extremely Online Officer.