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please no Super Bowl spoilers I haven't been able to watch the last 52 so I am not caught up yet thanks

Companion was like if Ex Machina had more scenes of Oscar Isaac tearing up the fucking dance floor.

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

Currently on a loop

We can stop with the ramp up of daily, life-changing events though. I’m good.

Surviving unexpected layoffs has definitely fueled the fire to get back in my creative space.

Made it further today. I opened my Scribd for the first time in 4 years 🥴🥹

I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier

the federal funding freeze

Sunny P(uss)

THE COACHELLA HOUSE GROUPCHAT JUST DROPPED!!!

The first set of dates for Beyoncé’s COWBOY CARTER tour have been unveiled. Kicking off April 28th in Los Angeles.

Here we GO

Good morning to Abracadabra by Lady Gaga q

That was a Grammys night to remember

Doechii performing ‘DENIAL IS A RIVER’ at the #GRAMMYs .

Last 100 pages of Onyx Storm

Just ready to be homeee

the headline is not “trump blames deadly plane crash on DEI” but “trump seizes on deadly plane crash to attack minorities”

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Libra: The answers you seek are on the way. They’re not the ones you want, but you’re getting ‘em regardless.

Few things educate you more about the human race and their best and worst qualities than traveling through airports and airplanes.

Work trip to the exciting state of Ohio 😌💅🏻

fucken politics is really harshing my vibe

Waking up to unexpected snow is only delightful as an adult when you don’t have to go anywhere, and as an adult that is a rare day indeed.

SZA and Mario Kart on a Friday night 😙🤌

Crown Lexi Love please!

Hosting things at our house is my new favorite thing because I get to be social while never once leaving my comfort space or my cats 🥰

Remember everyone: the swift stripping away of your civil rights is no excuse for low productivity! Let’s all log off and get back to maximizing shareholder value 😇

Shifting from general dread to work-specific dread is a nice change of pace

First client meeting today demoing the feature I’ve been working onnn

Deskmates

The MMWR, for those not familiar, is the Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report. It's a key way that medical practitioners from across the nation communicate with each other about threats to public health. MMWR is the first place reports about HIV cases turned up, for example.

The ominous rumblings continue

The most punk thing you can be nowadays is an optimist

This political climate is gonna give me the rage to get back to my writing.

it’s very that

Screaming crying throwing UP

“BANG!!!” Beyoncé stands with Luigi 😌