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there’s a trade war going on

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really blew my budget in march cuz of all my friends with goddamn spring birthdays so every getting origami from now on

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only took two months of working out to get this tarzan looking mf to want me

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drunk, alone, walking down sunset blvd. persian bisexual on the brain. i’m never getting over this

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covid

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considering moving back home so that i can afford to date oomf who lives abroad

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i’m thirsty for friends who have a better command of the language than i do

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dreamt that i was on my hands and knees, looking into a tiny cardboard house in the middle of walmart, begging the little jellybean living inside to give me another chance. he never came out, and i was escorted off the premises

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she got thick and started globe-trotting, i'm proud of her. she did it all without me

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i would destroy my life for an ideal; i would do it for a kiss

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i’m over him

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didn’t expect for get this drunk

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overcame my crash out and finished the first film i’ve made in four years vimeo.com/1065337770

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safe sterile rom com life

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when did they start putting people on coins??

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she made me feel confident about cooking vegetables on my own

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bitch i fight for dick

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you do know those whispers on the breeze don’t come easy, right?

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clocked this girl was from texas off her jet black hair alone

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sky is in a roll

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dreamt i was in london. they had really tall asians with 4c hair

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need a new ex. running out of things to talk about

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i just think k it’s crazy that someone would drive me around in an audi and not buy me weed

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

when did everyone turn into a fucking nazi ?

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

my kind of beach

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bro he took her to eat modernist cuisine, it’s never been more over

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i’ve dreamed of this lifestyle since tumblr 2014

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my heart yearns for the carolina country

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i looked into the metadata and uncovered a conspiracy

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just got a substack notification from a blog ran by someone that soft blocked me on twitter

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no, i don't plan on forgetting about it

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cuck seats

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i wanna smash (burger)

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moving, so i’m sleeping like nosferatu in the meantime

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

i think my roommate is an anti-intellectual petite-bourgeois

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why would anyone want to take the fat out of the yogurt?? fattiness is essential to the yogurt you fucking plebes

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i love the british hood. it’s just like it is in american except there’s more knives and those accents are anything but intimidating

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bro listen to me, i know movies

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

played new ethel cain record and my roommate told me to turn it off because it triggered his OCD, “it scares me to think that evil is all there is in the world”

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my roommate is touching me in a bi curious way

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trying to be a rockstar got out of control. bro you should’ve been running that car company man

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