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Adorable psycho, mostly. Shit ticket, formerly. Shit strumpet, probably. #Fandras, obviously. Dilly, dilly. She/her
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I'm not saying the economy is bad, but I saw an advertisement for an egg hunt and assumed it was about a search to find who sells the most affordable eggs

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OK so turns out checks and balances aren't real - has anyone checked to see if the mitochondria is in fact the powerhouse of the cell???

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As is tradition, some #WynonnaEarp pickup lines to use for Valentine's Day, guaranteed to definitely* work *probably not

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Re-watching 30 Rock, the Tim Conway line about how he was wandering the building and "ran into a gigantic lesbian, who is Conan O'Brien and why is she so sad?" is just one of the best lines of all time

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Me: How do people not believe in climate change, it's literally science Also me: 6 more weeks of winter groundhog said so

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7 yo: Can we watch LOL Dalmatians

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In our twenties drama was about who hooked up with who blah blah blah, but in our thirties nothing matches the high of seeing that our neighbor put out an extra bag of garbage despite the new borough rules against it, THE DRAMA WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

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11 years without smoking today! But also I currently have atypical pneumonia! This is probably ironic, but I was raised in the 90s so I'm never confident in saying that

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Why are we shutting down TikTok when Outlook is right there

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Brother (not athletic):I can't play basketball bc I can't dribble. I can just stand under the basket and wait to catch the...wrongdoings Sister: DO YOU MEAN REBOUNDS

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When the lesbian aunties are in town

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Got woken up today by my nephew shouting "Santa is risen!" so either his sense of humor is going really great or his catholic school education is going really poorly

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I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am 169 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a Doc Holliday this holiday season. #WynonnaEarp

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If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs and the first would be I would never personally wrap another fucking non-perfectly square present ever again actually you know what fuck the square ones too

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Me, at the end of every Hallmark Christmas movie, chuckling

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Reminded this holiday season of the time the fandom of a supernatural lady demon hunter show saved Christmas for kids in Pittsburgh in honor of a homicidal axe-wielding aunt from a horror movie

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"Someone pooped on the rat trap in the alley" is a sentence I said today, in case you ever wondered what being a social worker is like

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Every once in awhile I try to Google ideas for something EXTRA nice to do for my wife, but every page (designed for straight people) is like "ask her how her day was" or "make her dinner" or "clean the bedroom", aka what lesbians call "being in a relationship" ARE STRAIGHT WOMEN OK

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Why is he out here nominating cabinet members like he's playing MASH For education you're gonna pick a *paper rustling* wrestler, for defense a *more rustling* news guy, for DOJ *rustling* eww girl you don't even want to know pick another number

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If we're nominating TV doctors for cabinet positions, at least pick a good one geez

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Does he know he doesn't have to pick cabinet members from TV Guide

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This cabinet is like whatever the opposite of the Avengers is Pretenders, assemble

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I've drunkenly assembled cabinets from Ikea that had more integrity

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Reminder that Julia Sugarbaker in the 80s still provides the best summary of politics today (a thread) She's also deffffinitely a root of my specific lady type of dark hair and trouble 😍 1/5 - Julia on politics

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Now that I have a golden retriever, I understand why the golden in Homeward Bound was named Shadow. My view at all times:

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Women aren't that complicated. We just want equality, respect, freedom, pockets, the house from Practical Magic, and Stevie Nicks to sing us lullabies while we drift off to sleep every night. Simple.

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So all those times in math class we were told to "solve for X" turns out the answer was Bluesky

submitted 107 days ago • 3 comments

I know it's pronounced blue sky but in my head I pronounce it blooskee, anyways now that's in your brain

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Where is the "find Earpers" button

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OK these aren't tweets so what do we call them? Blues? If I'm the only one who reads this did I blue myself? Anyways there's my first blue

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