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I’d like some attention please 😇

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Hey hi, if you’re looking to get Girl Scout cookies, here’s a handy way to get your Thin Mints and support trans Scouts.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

We’ve reached the ‘I don’t know how much longer I can live like this’ part of winter.

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A spectrum outage on a Sunday…what am I supposed to do?!?! Should I KMS?!

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Housing costs about to go through the fucking roof 🙃

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I couldn’t care less about football but I do get a kick out of saying ‘Go birds!’

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I may be stoned but my skin looks great.

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I have got soooooo many useless bookmarks now

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High everybody

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally slept for 14 hours hours…

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Who’s the twink on piano?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Isn’t Shakira supposed to be in prison in Spain rn? How’s she get out of all that tax evasion?

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

AND WE GET NEW GAGA THATS ACTUALLY GOOD?!?!!!

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WHAT IS THIS DOVE COMMERCIAL?!?!?

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Also Beyoncé showing up the MOMENT before her category is kind of iconic.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

The big winner tonight is the gays.

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DOECHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Manifesting

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

I had diner french toast with bananas for dinner and I think you should do the same.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Guys I don’t mean to be dramatic but I’m gonna go fucking fight this dumb ass groundhog.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

NOT THEM PULLING UP MS. LEXI’S LINKEDIN?!?!?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The horrors persist

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Finally got my haircut and feel human again.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Got a little too stoned at my friends place tn :/

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My tan lines are fighting for their lives.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Beginning to suspect that the right-wing white South African billionaire ketamine addict - whose Canadian Nazi grandparents moved to SA to live in the apartheid state - might be a bad dude

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

Hi but also Hello

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My little ADHD brain my me PROVE to myself that I knew where all the states were located and proud to say I was able to get them all in under 2 minutes. Please clap

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Accidentally serving first public court appearance today.

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If I was on death row this would be my last meal.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

One of the advantages to being back to twink weight is my jaw line really pops off.

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I had 2 cocktails at lunch and now I’m feeling feisty!

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This year when setting intentions and goals I really just wanted to focus on something that brings me joy and there is no great joy in my life than food and dinning out. So this year I’m setting a goal to try 50 new restaurants. Please send me your recommendations in NYC!

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment