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earth2rocket.bsky.social
i playa the video game | Arby’s apologist | 25 | he/they
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shine bright like a hymen or whatever Rihanna said

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guy who attends pride parades just to cross his arms and slowly shake his head the whole time

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@larianstudios.com pls let me in to the stress test, i’ll send you 5 US dollars

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*showing up to a funeral in shorts* wtf? i thought it was business casual day

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so called “free thinkers” when a new Sims pack is teased

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everyone looking at the new Discord UI

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closeted eugenicists love the Sims

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sorry i haven’t been posting, my apartment building was hit by a nuclear explosion

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they call me sour dough

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listened to a whole album tonight just because the cover was funny

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in desperate need of a rocking chair

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my many personal confidants speak your name with disdain

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Alexandria was probably pissed about all her books

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i think one or two more vertebrae would fix my back pain

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*passing the blunt to an ape at the zoo* do you think we could be distantly related

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showing up to the function with large stones tied to the bottom of my feet

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god i love being unproblematic

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-took a bat and just started swinging, but for some reason, someone filled all the piñatas with lit candles?? so yeah thats why i’m not allowed at the lantern festival anymore

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moth walking into Home Depot’s lighting section: holy shit..

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nature called and she was pissed

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banks aren’t real. “hi yes can i please get a money order” wtf are we even saying

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can i go to Timbuktu if i haven’t seen the first one

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what if Kirby took Ozempic

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locking my car door every time a middle-aged white woman passes

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@gamegrumps.bsky.social i used to pray for times like these

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first piss of the new year btw

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crazy that 2025 is on 4/20 this year

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getting fucked up at the mall. idec anymore..

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hitting the gym with a water bottle full of unleaded gasoline

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installing a fog machine on the bottom of my car so i can pull up to the shindig like the grim reaper

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call me Jake the way she be Gyllen my Haal

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Let me have a conversation on speakerphone in a public place because I hate everyone around me

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crazy that Christmas is on 4/20 this year

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spitting out my skeleton and hanging up my skin at the end of the night

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running up to the International Space Station, anyone need anything

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“you have google for a reason” what if i removed your eye balls

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Just shut up and be gay

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i don’t give a shit about what’s in the ocean

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the 1st internet is run by wires and servers. the second will be mushrooms

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alien: are you sure this is the way to your leader? me: (walking into the local Wendy’s) for sure

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me: *tracing the rim of my glass* listen, i think we can both feel where this is headed. would you want to get out of here? interviewer: i think the company is going to take another direction

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