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eatme.boutique
What flavor are you? https://eatme.boutique Serving up 1000s of custom flavors and fragrances in a range of products including body sprays, hair sprays, home fragrance mists, edible massage oils, and body paints!
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Watermelon Sugar High Notes- Fresh & Sour Watermelon ,Strawberry ,Raspberry, Blackberry, Bilberry, Orange, Marshmallow, Cotton Candy, & Ylang eatmeboutique.etsy.com/listing/1891... #fragrancesky #perfumesky #perfume #smallbusiness #etsy #womeninbusiness #disability #handmade #disabledsky #ms

Easter Basket Notes include - Grass, Marshmallow, Sour Watermelon, Rainbow Drops, and Chocolate Available in all Eat Me! Boutique products at- eatmeboutique.etsy.com/listing/1891... #fragrancesky #perfumesky #perfume #smallbusiness #etsy #womeninbusiness #disabled #handmade

Beloved pop star Katy Perry unashamedly flaunts her wealth in the faces of her fans that are actively losing their survival pittance. #KatyPerry #KatyInSpace

Alice & Joey's Adventure Ride!!! *slaps wheelchair* This bad boy can fit a whole weird chikun! I had fun, he was moderately tolerant of my shenanigans! #disabled #chronicillness #wheelchair #parrot #parrotsky #ms #pots

Working on a new body powder/dry shampoo product line. This gif is not an exaggeration of the manufacturing process. It's *everywhere*!!! 1 of my #disabilities causes excess sweating, & this is almost life-changing for me.🤩 #smallbusiness #perfumesky #etsy #perfume #beauty #etsyseller

Introducing the ultimate savory gourmand #fragrance! Fried Chicken Sandwich features greasy fried chicken & zesty dill pickle on a fresh baked bun. This is a REAL #aprilfoolsday #perfume! It's unlisted, but message me if you're interested in trying it. #perfumesky #fragrancesky

I've opened a 2nd shop for my art! I present to you my AmeriKKKan Flag design. It's available on bumper stickers, coffee mugs, and t-shirts. There'll be an actual flag & a few other items soon. #protest #resist #MAGA #Trump #antimaga #antifa #antifascist #art thewrongalicearts.etsy.com

Eat Me Alchemy Episode 8 - Basically Breakfast Like breakfast in bed, fresh from a local bakery. Inspired by #rollforsandwich #fragrancesky #eatmealchemy #rollforperfume #rollforflavor #rollforfragrance #rollfor #diceroll #dnd #etsy #beauty #dice #eatmeboutique #perfumesky youtu.be/VdnTlbmvIuA

Celebrate National Sticky Bun Day! You can smell AND taste like an irresistible cinnamon roll with gooey caramel & pecans. Check out the #flavoroftheday listing in my #etsyshop #nationalstickybunday #celebrateeveryday #SmallBiz #Disabled #beauty #Entrepreneurship #innovation #perfumesky #art #fotd

Eat Me Alchemy Episode 7 - Cherry BakeWellDone An elevated take on the classic cherry almond scent. This is a long one, so buckle up. #perfumesky #fragrancesky #perfume #fragrance #beauty #fashion #indie #dnd #dice #SOTD youtu.be/JfMSuk5YeJY

Eat Me Alchemy Episode 6- Bacon Ain't the Answer I tried SO hard to make this work. Finally back after my 40th b-day hiatus! #etsy #foodie #perfumesky #fragrancesky #perfume #fragrance #fashion #dice #dnd #beauty #rfs This show is obviously inspired by @rollforsandwich.com youtu.be/4q7fqJs6sTs

NEW Eat Me Signature Fragrance - The Beauregarde You won’t need to be juiced after indulging in this delectable blend of Pink Bubblegum, Ripe Blueberry, buttery flaky Pie Crust, and rich Vanilla Bean Ice Cream. #perfumesky #fragrancesky #SOTD #etsy #smallbiz #perfume

If @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social posted the name/photo of 1 Jewish victim every half hour, it would take them over 340 YEARS to post them all. And that's ONLY the Jewish victims. That's why #HolocaustRemembranceDay is so important and should be returned to Google calendar.

I like to say I have resting schoolmarm face, so people are terrified that I'll assign them homework (unlikely) or infodump (highly likely) at random. In an age where ignorance is lauded and education demonized more than usual, I'd say that puts me at a solid 10.

I've had multiple failed package pickup requests this week by my local #USPS causing my #valentinesday orders to go out late. Today the carrier YELLED AT MY BLIND, DISABLED MOTHER and told her she could DRIVE HERSELF to the post office. We are both disabled and cannot drive. #smallbusiness #wtf

Beautiful snowy night. We don't get snow here very often. #kitsap #wawx

Birthday cheesecake is in the oven!

Not me, casually reporting the ADL... to the ADL.

Not me, absentmindedly licking stuff off my hand while making bird chop for my parrots with ingredients I'm allergic to. *sings dumb ways to die* #bird #pets #funny #dumbwaystodie

As the #tiktokban goes into effect, remember to show support to your favorite small businesses who will be severely impacted by this. #tiktok #socialmedia #etsy #smallbusiness #rednote #meta #facebook #instagram

Oof. I'm turning 40 next week, and I guess my kidney said, "Here, let me make you a present!" Was feeling better yesterday, but overworked myself, so... 2 steps back I suppose.

Come check out Eat Me Alchemy Episode 4! New episodes every Mon/Wed/Fri on YouTube. #perfumesky #edibles #fragrancelover #etsygifts #dnd #diceroll Inspired by #rollforsandwich youtu.be/ZYm-xm-MRSE

As a fragrance designer, I think I can smell 1,000,000,000,001. 😂

Another unhappy scammer! No offense to REAL digital marketers. #etsy #smallbusiness #scam

Another happy buyer! ★★★★★ "We will definitely be back when we need more!" Kelsey etsy.me/3WfLhnG #etsy #ediblemassageoil #eatmeboutique #sugarfree #flavoredbodyoil #flavoroftheday #valentinesday #adult #gift #review

Sip, sip, hooray! 🍵 Let's celebrate National Hot Tea Day with a cozy cup of your favorite brew. Cheers to tea time! ☕️ Save up to $5 on the #flavoroftheday listing in my shop! What's your favorite #tea ? #TeaTime #NationalHotTeaDay #etsy #indie #beauty #gifts #foodie #fotd #CelebrateEveryDay

Happy National Milk Day! Smell positively thirst quenching with creamy, dreamy vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, or banana milk fragrances! Save up to $5 on the #flavoroftheday listing in my shop! #NationalMilkDay #etsy #indiebeauty #gifts #foodie #fotd #CelebrateEveryDay

Episode 3 of Eat Me Alchemy is out now! I appreciate any likes/subs/comments on my videos on both YT and TT, because the algorithm is not even pushing me to followers anymore. #Etsy #indiebeauty #fragrances #smallbusiness #perfume Inspired by #rollforsandwich www.tiktok.com/@eatmeboutiq...

It's National #BittersweetChocolateDay Treat yourself & savor every delicious bite of your partner with Stroke It!™ Dark Chocolate Body Paint. Save up to $5 on the #flavoroftheday listing in my shop! #etsy #indiebeauty #gifts #foodie #fotd #CelebrateEveryDay #ValentinesDay

Special luxury #ValentinesDay gift set! Set incl. 1 Midas Touch™ edible massage oil in 24K Gold or .999 Silver, PLUS 1 Stroke It™ edible body paint in Chocolate, Ruby (rose), or Emerald (matcha). Available in 1000s of flavors! #etsy #smallbiz #gifts eatmeboutique.etsy.com/listing/1853...

These are rookie numbers! We gotta pump these numbers up lol! 113 orders totaling nearly 300 items sold! Jan was the best month with the launch of the #cafaelatte collaboration! #etsy #etsyshop #smallbusiness #yearinreview #perfume #fragrance

LA friends (and beyond) Fast DIY air filter for smoke.

Check out Episode 2 of Eat Me Alchemy! I'd point you to the listing in my #etsy shop to try this fragrance, but I don't recommend this one lol. #perfume #beauty #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #smallbiz #fragrance #diceroll #mystery Inspired by #rollforsandwich youtu.be/uWLn3d7RXhs