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I don’t do nyeh nyeh nyeh around the house.
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Brisket too

Are you the injured son or the hoe daughter?

Not Me Agreeing with Drew

I really enjoying cleaning and organizing. Why have I never made this my side hustle.

Tiny, Toya, Trinidad & Tobago

High and watching the most hilarious shit on YouTube.

I can’t stop laughing.

“Aretha, Mapquest Hell Please!”

That officer is built like a tripod.

Not to be funny, but what talent would they have her display that would make her need a bodyguard on that level?

🤭🤭🤭

Sir…

If I send you this, I'm tryna get my *ice cream* licked...

Me following the rules.

Lemme go buy him a short set.

I’m ready for bed.

Sinners is A GREAT MOVIE

Why she dressed like Cousin Faith?

- Regine! I told you to sit your Egyptian ass down.

Them 2 boys from the UK had that ODEEE successful podcast —got they ass up in front of that white boy, talked down on Black American women —and ain’t been heard from since. Cautionary tale.

Make futile resolutions That I'm gonna let you be

Wow! Y’all got some big dicks.

THIS!! Whew

Do You Remix!!!!!

My barber had a small fire today. 😩😩 How soon before I can get a haircut?

Why am I craving steak this early in the morning.

And now we’re opening another bottle of wine.

IWH2BMX

I’d just k*** myself ✌🏽

That lady was dead wrong for that ‘stunt’. The producers made the right choice to cease filming with her.

He snoring like an animal. I mean I’m proud of my performance. But now nigga I’m tryna sleep. I have an early mornin. 🤦🏾‍♂️

I wanna get back in bed.

DUKE CHOKED

WOW

I’m hollering at 6th year senior.

Why is my bedtime always sunrise whenever I’m in DC ?

Y’all Feeling Good?

It’s cute this morning. I’m sitting on the deck taking a meeting

The 8th wonder of the world:

An appetizer is not a meal!