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In a week or so, I’m about to be teaching dividing fractions, dividing whole numbers and exponential growth/decay all at the same time. PRAY FOR ME 😭 (Those are all probably the hardest concepts that I teach in middle school math.)

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you do not fuck with Dolly Parton. It's over for this bitch

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Presented at a conference today!

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

One of my least favorite things about myself is the way that the slightest thing remotely resembling a reprimand will absolutely send me into an emotional tizzy (and just skyrocket my anxiety.) RSD is such a bitch 😭

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Brief pause on my "no tweets" rule to show y'all a dead body. Alex tweeted it then retweeted himself to make sure everyone saw the murder he committed 😂

submitted 15 days ago • 21 comments

Bless "THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."

submitted 17 days ago • 874 comments

PSA: Flares widen straight down from the knee Boot Cut widen slightly from mid-calf to accommodate boots Bell Bottoms widen dramatically from the knee with a large bell-like opening Kendrick was wearing flares.

submitted 17 days ago • 8 comments

I hope the girl that ratted out her SJSU volleyball teammate is haunted (literally, by malevolent spirits) for the rest of her life.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

submitted 23 days ago • 1325 comments

A reminder that fiction — books, film, games, what have you — is always political. The willful absence of “politics” in any work is itself a political choice and a political act. Who gets to tell (and sell) stories is political. It might be an undercurrent — covert, not overt. But it’s there.

submitted 24 days ago • 116 comments

This duo. 🥹🫶

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WNBA free agency is going crazy, MNBA is going even crazier, Trump is starting a trade war with Canada and Mexico AND Beyoncé announced the Cowboy Carter tour…… February is starting WITH A BANG

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Josh and Donna from the West Wing (Coach and Tami Taylor from FNL were a close 2nd.)

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Ketchup and Fried Onions.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Merge Dragons.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Friends. Seinfeld. THE SIMPSONS.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Applebees Spinach and Artichoke Dip. (I also recently discovered Texas Roadhouse rolls and y’all are criminals for not letting me know they are a thing.)

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Josh Groban.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

There is no middle ground with white supremacy. Hope that helps.

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

How do you reach common ground with people that don't think you should exist? Serious question cc: @amyklobuchar.com

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

You cannot meet white nationalists and Nazis in the middle. Hope that helps.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Washington is full of rule-following valedictorians who were inspired by the West Wing and did Model UN and moot court and studied their heroes and who believe in using government to help people. That's nice, but you need to learn how to swing on the illiterate bullies who steal lunch money.

submitted 27 days ago • 246 comments

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 28 days ago • 269 comments

Please send the asteroid and end simulation.

submitted 29 days ago • 5 comments

Teaching middle school is not for the weak……. (And I say this teaching at a tiny private school…..)

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I still call it Twitter. You think I’m going to call it the Gulf of America?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I still call it the TCF Bank stadium. You think I’m going to call it the Gulf of America?

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

I still call it the Lindbergh and Humphrey terminals. You think I’m going to call it the Gulf of America?

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

Today in white Minnesotan men, it’s 35 degrees out today and i definitely saw someone walking their dog in khaki cargo shorts……..

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment