Profile avatar
ebjeebies.bsky.social
Music nerd, occasional YouTuber, and pixel art connoisseur/hyperfixator Opinions expressed on this page are my own, usually fueled by boredom and/or inebriation Pronouns: fuck/trump
59 posts 20 followers 36 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

The masculine urge to die in battle covered in the blood of my enemies

The latest knocked loose record is the first time since I was maybe 9 that music has made me feel genuine terror. Shit goes absolutely FERAL

Billie Joe Armstrong with blond hair is like the product of Tony Hawk and David Spade colliding in a fusion reactor

Song currently stuck in my head (a thread to be continued) Mr. Bungle - Carousel

every single elected democrat should be posting like this

Victorian era people be like: babe I’ve had my monthly bath, time for sex

I feel like I’m the only person on the planet that prefers RS3 to old school

Cringe is an intrinsic response, not an extrinsic one. If you cringe at something you read online, that’s on you. Not the poster.

I am not a good person, but I try to do good things

Lil bro wants to bake pecan muffins w/ me 🥲

If this flag offends you, I’ll help you pack

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

Doing this a lot with people around me lately. It’s paid tremendous dividends to my mental health.

In 2016, when Trump was elected the first time, I, like some of you, laughed at the people who said that if he won, they’d be moving to Canada. I thought, ‘Well that’s a bit overdramatic. Let’s give this guy a chance and see how things go.’ In 2024, that doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

America is cooked.

You will never learn who is shitting on you by looking down

When I’m in a lull period at my job I like to draw knock off Regular Show characters

Happy Halloween everyjuan

America - “Hmm, who should I give the keys to my car to? The person who wants to take it to the repair shop and give it a much needed tuneup, or the one who wants to replace all the internals with Model T parts that will break down and fall apart the instant they’re installed? Decisions, decisions.”

Proud to announce Bluesky has officially replaced twitter as my "closes app and immediately reopens it by accident" go-to 💪💪💪

Shredding so hard on guitar after being out of practice for so long I’m genuinely surprised I don’t have a crippling case of filet-o-finger right now

On the Other Side of Hatred A song about looking back at the hateful person you once were and being grateful that you’ve overcome that struggle, while also shedding light and understanding on the decisions and experiences that lead you to such a point

Sal Vulcano ate raw eggs, call that Sal Monella

I made Super Frog YouTube in infinite craft last night and now I feel like my creativity has peaked and I’ll never make anything as good as Super Frog YouTube again

This place is so much nicer than Twitter and it’s not even close. I haven’t even been active on Twitter since before 2020 and even back then it was a nightmare, so I can only imagine how much worse it got after I left

Oh wait that’s just called therapy

Like a reverse-Andrew Tate sort of thing

I wonder if there are support groups for 20-something men who are slowly learning to fall in love with the world and politically deradicalizing because they’re beginning to realize the groups they sought out for comfort would turn on them at a moment’s notice if it benefitted the group as a whole

The masculine urge to disappear into the woods only to be found 30 years later bald, with a big beard, and having regressed to a primal state

Adult content enabled 😎 time to start jorkin it

I have an absolutely horrid case of heartburn rn