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ebonysmiles.bsky.social
Don’t let the pretty face fool you, I was raised by gangstas and drug dealers 🅱️ Business-Casual Auntie Purveyor of all things awkward, music, movies, books, and random pop culture references
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It’s a PBJ sandwich calling my name when I get home

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House 4 would be my forever home and House 6 my vacation home

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Definitely a lot of the same twitta behavior and vibes ova here. And it’s aggravating cause it feels like we(👋🏿) are negative, oversexed, group thinking, and unoriginal and I know we’re not but it’s what I typically see for the most part.

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disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you

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I am the central headquarters for my family. Everybody comes to me for everything.

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Today’s choice

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PSA: when living with a teenager expect them to take your patience, your energy, your money and your socks. Yes this mainly about missing socks this morning

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My ride or die 😍

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… go watch this convo. good talk about how a lot of women leave masc women out of convos when it comes to women things. how we have more in common than we don’t.

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Back from the Break Room to talk #Severance 📺 this week with Dee & Ronnie

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Yeah gin bring out the Bham in me and make me feel like a YN. They musta gave me some Bombay or something 😂😂😂😂😂 Got me feeling like I can do a drill mission.

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I pull up actin with that ratchet in my raincoat

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in here reciting NBA YoungBoy lyrics like I ain’t somebody auntie. Smh

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Gin gets my buzzy quicker than anything and I still chose that at brunch. Now I’m just sitting here with my eyes barely open smiling all silly for no reason lmao

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Play with my heart I might relapse with 500 hoes

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Gonna try and search for that happy place in sleep again

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@zavage.bsky.social you fine AF and imma just leave it at that lol

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Beautiful is how I describe the sleep I just had

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I love pickles. I really do. And I may be the exception here, but I never understood why BBQ restaurants serve BBQ and their sandwiches with pickles. It’s weird. It doesn’t go together and doesn’t taste good together

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@lionsroar6.bsky.social just had a thought.we’re around the same age, besides being genuinely dope people, what if shows like Sally, Ricki, and Richard exposed us to so much so young that it actually aided us in being more accepting of different lifestyles?

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That actually sounds like a good idea to watch old episodes of Sally and Ricki today

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See folks discussing Oprah’s talk show, so here’s my chance to finally get something off my chest: The Sally Jesse Raphael and Ricki Lake Show were better and had 8yo me rushing to get home and glued to the TV! They had so much tea!

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Got a feeling the dealership gonna piss me off today and I’m trying to decide which level of crash out imma hit em with

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Lyfe Jennings songs always start off sane and then he throws in a jail lyric and throws everything off

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@uummmbrian.bsky.social

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Hegseth probably gonna get rid of General CQ for no other reason besides him being black. Smh

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I don’t want to get my hopes up but I’m glad Collins and Murwoski voted no. Just maybe more Republicans will grow some balls and put democracy before their political careers and own self interests….just maybe…TBD

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Work has been balls to walls today

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The important thing right now is not to lose hope and become immobilized. With flooding the zone, that is precisely what they are hoping to do, to make you feel as if you have no voice. It is imperative that every single one of us stay informed and involved. 1/2

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*chuckle*

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I think the moment I realized that wanting attention wasn’t a bad thing, my life changed. It’s only when you are willing to betray yourself and your core values just to receive said attention that it becomes an issue! We all want and deserve to feel seen, desired, admired and/or validated.

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I swear I get stopped at the barricade for a random vehicle search like every other month. I am not a dope boy, I just flex like I am

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Was going to wear my vivienne westwood rocking horse shoes today but my coworkers don’t deserve such a beautiful shoe so I’m going with something else

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[my world crumbling around me] what am i gonna make for dinner

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Finished Volume 1, but will not be reading the rest of the omnibus. I’m probably not the target audience for this. It was weird and darker than I was expecting. I had to watch videos of puppies after reading so I wouldn’t have weird dreams lol

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