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Duck two, shoulder block off the comeback.

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Me, when I come into work and see an l-cart loaded to the top with boxes of vegetable oil and gallon waters when there’s a thousand fucking empty pallets sitting in the back.

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What do you call a bad word said by a tyrannosaur? A t-rexpletive!

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Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode about the gang booking a Royal Rumble…at a prison. With prisoners in it.

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I often wonder what The Beach Boys always had as their food of choice. Wouldn't it be rice?

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I didn’t know that @hobotakes.bsky.social took a vacation to Iowa!

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Last night, someone broke into my home and took a dozen eggs, but they left a saucepan filled with warm water... Police believe it was poachers!

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Customer: I see you have a small selection for brownie mix. Is there another aisle for it? Me, internally:

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You know who I’m blaming for the US losing last night…

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They were selling half an apple pie at Walmart. I think I’ll just stick to Whole Foods!

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Hearing that USA lost to Canada, therefore Bob Neill got owned.

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Jumbo Tsuruta is the GOAT and fuck you if don’t agree. And fuck you if you like mustard.

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Muenster might be the best cheese for grilled cheese. Eat shit Havarti.

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I believe he irritated Akeem.

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Just enough for the bottom to drop out back to the post-Yount decline era and club seats will be super cheap on stubhub.

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Lapsed Jimmy Barnett.

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youtu.be/w-wRImI0HK4?... Me, heading to Living with the Land while laughing at morons waiting three hours to ride Cosmic Rewind.

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Channel Awesome talent during the anniversary shoots when their characters aren’t allowed to defeat the bad guys. Or letting their lore characters get defeated.

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Seeing Damaris on the latest Chopped and man, I wish she would chop me.

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What food weigh less than two tonnes? Wonton!

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Stocks Go Up Stocks Go Down Bob Neill Think It’s March It’s February 19th You Clown

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My idea for a Thing sequel would e been a rogue Soviet Union submarine that refused to fire on another country and it finds it way onto the submarine. Basically The Hunt for Red October meets The Thing.

Duck two, shoulder block off the comeback.

Me, when I come into work and see an l-cart loaded to the top with boxes of vegetable oil and gallon waters when there’s a thousand fucking empty pallets sitting in the back.

What do you call a bad word said by a tyrannosaur? A t-rexpletive!

Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode about the gang booking a Royal Rumble…at a prison. With prisoners in it.

I often wonder what The Beach Boys always had as their food of choice. Wouldn't it be rice?

I didn’t know that @hobotakes.bsky.social took a vacation to Iowa!

Last night, someone broke into my home and took a dozen eggs, but they left a saucepan filled with warm water... Police believe it was poachers!

Customer: I see you have a small selection for brownie mix. Is there another aisle for it? Me, internally:

You know who I’m blaming for the US losing last night…

They were selling half an apple pie at Walmart. I think I’ll just stick to Whole Foods!

Hearing that USA lost to Canada, therefore Bob Neill got owned.

Jumbo Tsuruta is the GOAT and fuck you if don’t agree. And fuck you if you like mustard.

Muenster might be the best cheese for grilled cheese. Eat shit Havarti.

I believe he irritated Akeem.

Just enough for the bottom to drop out back to the post-Yount decline era and club seats will be super cheap on stubhub.

Lapsed Jimmy Barnett.

youtu.be/w-wRImI0HK4?... Me, heading to Living with the Land while laughing at morons waiting three hours to ride Cosmic Rewind.

Channel Awesome talent during the anniversary shoots when their characters aren’t allowed to defeat the bad guys. Or letting their lore characters get defeated.

Seeing Damaris on the latest Chopped and man, I wish she would chop me.

What food weigh less than two tonnes? Wonton!

Stocks Go Up Stocks Go Down Bob Neill Think It’s March It’s February 19th You Clown

My idea for a Thing sequel would e been a rogue Soviet Union submarine that refused to fire on another country and it finds it way onto the submarine. Basically The Hunt for Red October meets The Thing.

You are all horrendous people. Except for O’Neill. And Evan.

I should watch Suburban Knights.

I guess you can say this loss was..self inflicted.