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I don’t object to politicians who are old; I object to politicians whose politics are old. Looking at you, James Carville, and every dumbass who is endorsing Cuomo. Gtfo with that betrayal bullshit.

Why am I still awake?

Rick Astley is a global treasure.

Can we talk about how tricky it is to do eye makeup when you can’t see to do detail work without reading glasses?

It is dark and loud outside.

This thing where I can’t get dressed because I have to wait for my hair to dry is why people use hair dryers, isn’t it?

It really sucks to be on the wrong side of fascism, doesn’t it, Dedra Meero?

Before the Trump era, I’d have watched a show like Andor and wondered how on earth so many people could work for the Empire, could believe in the mission. But now I know people really do but in, don’t they?

Bruno is very interested in Andor. He is a rebel at heart.

My little murderer.

It really is tragic, isn’t it, how badly my poor pug has it. He only gets cheese with every meal, has a delightful blanket nest to snooze on all day, and gets his pick of the spots on the human bed. He deserves better.

Buddy Biancalana. I met him when I was 12 at Metcalf South Mall. I couldn’t even say my name. My dad had to tell him.

ngl.link/ebyrdstarr I’ve had sangria and I’m bored. Please play with me! Also, it’s my birthday week now…

Baseball is stupid and I hate it.

The trajectory of that ball was too high.

I love that fan who was sure it was a homer.

Jac, you beautiful, beautiful man!

Just setting up the double play, right, Lucas?

Wait, so the woman in that commercial needed AI to tell her how to wash that dress that HAD WASHING INSTRUCTIONS ON ITS TAG??? But I’m supposed to think AI will help us, not make us dumber?

Salvadong!!

I need a taller ladder that has a platform instead of a narrow step and a thing to hold onto at the top. I don’t think this is an unreasonable thing to want.

Bob is Jonathan in this scenario.