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Agreed! And the available leg room will make you wonder how you ever managed to cram your stems into an airplane seat.

My verdict: Monster Hunter Wilds is a very, very good game (assuming you have a PC monstrous enough to power through its tech issues).

Oh Percocet, you’re my only friend!

I’m not a guy who regularly decapitates people, but I feel like Trump would come off like a little bitch if I was.

I was just informed that I can’t mock Trump’s weight because it’s mean to fat people. What a stupid fucking world we live in.

Fuck it, I’m blocking @geekdadgamer.bsky.social. It’s the only way to stop hearing about his stupid app.

How many times do I have to hit “Show Less” before Bluesky stops showing me bullshit about Ludocene?

We’ve created a society that infinitely coddles the stupid in the name of equality.

If you have ever given half a shit about your social media follower count, you are a massive failure of a human being.

I’ve decided I need a new hobby that I can be snobby and dreadful about. So, I’m making my own hot sauce! The debut recipe? Shishito peppers, jalapeños, garlic, and basil. Wish me luck!

Woke up early to play more Monster Hunter Wilds. I miss the heck out of the wirebug.

And a Happy New Monster Hunter Day to all of you who celebrate!

Surprisingly magnanimous move from EA, and I personally love it.

Heavily agreed. There’s few greater joys than owning a proper quality knife.

AI will impress me the moment Amazon Prime video looks up my age and realizes how inappropriate it is to suggest that I watch that remake of The Crow.

Huh. This morning, I was diagnosed with Oppositional Defiance Disorder to go along with last year’s ADHD diagnosis. Frankly, that explains a whole lot of my life.

@omsiedu.bsky.social continues to be the coolest place in Portland.

Hm. This seems like an anticlimactic way for me to die.

Fitzy is being overwhelmingly affectionate this morning. Not sure why, but I’ll take it.

It’s almost like the people of Germany have an intimate understanding of world history.

I would just like to state, for the record, that I have always been pro-Canada. Its people are lovely, its moose are majestic, and its comedians are the best in the world.

I get that money is sexy, but what the fuck happened in these women’s lives to make their standards for men so disgustingly low?

At least the Europeans still recognize fascism when it’s goosestepping around.

I want this immediately. www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...

The biggest inaccuracy movies taught us is that villains are cool. Not talking about the moral aspects, just that they would look and act stylishly. Real world evil is so frequently dorky, schlubby and banal.

While Adam is quite pleased with himself, everyone reading his tweet wants to strangle him to death with his pro-capitalist tie.

Will it be a gloating opportunity when your dumbass “let’s be nice to the worst idiots” idea is proven wildly incorrect?

I feel bad for short guys.

Soccer and mushrooms. For some reason, Bluesky insists on serving me posts about soccer (specifically, Arsenal) and mushroom foraging.

This new Wombats album is fantastic! Very much the “indie pop for neurotics” vibe the band does so well.

Iron Meat might be the best Contra game ever made.

More cats have died of avian flu because of raw feeding. It has always been a bad idea but especially now. Don't give your cats raw meat or raw milk! 1/2 www.centraloregondaily.com/news/pets-an...

I’ve been building PCs for nearly 30 years. I can change my own oil. Last week, I built a gigabit home network for 40+ IoT devices. Despite all that, I’ve never experienced anything more fiddly and frustrating than calibrating a 7.1 surround system.

My significant other gives better Valentine’s Day gifts than yours!

It’s a virtual Snowapalooza here in Portland, so I’m coping with Guinness beef stew and como bread.

Final launch trailer for MH: Wilds is out now. If the theme kicking in halfway through doesn’t make you want to shatter a dragon’s face, I don’t know what will.

Archie’s “I’m innocent” face needs some work.

… there’s a “too high” now?