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i hope the ambulance is OK

Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995

So annoying that SDPD dispatch is encrypted now. It’d be nice to know why there’s a police helicopter circling.

Grocery stores can fuck off with their digital coupons. While you’re at it, shove your “it’s in legislation” up your ass, regarding San Diego’s ban on digital coupons. It just hasn’t taken effect yet.

Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars. <Later> Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.

“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.” --Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater

As the videotapes clearly show, Noem is lying. Padilla is clearly identifying himself as a senator before he he is thrown to the ground and handcuffed. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

Kristi Noem claims a man burst into the room, raised his voice, and lunged at her. Oh, and he didn’t identify himself. Apparently she thinks we all don’t have eyes & ears, or she forgot she was at a press conference, and there tend to be cameras.

me in 2009: this smartphone is fun to play games on me in 2025: the portal to the horrors is open and never stops screaming

The Streisand effect worked spectacularly to get me to read Careless People. Anything Facebook doesn’t want you to see deserves your time. A must read.

Anyone I know protesting in San Diego on Saturday?

IRL is overrated, I like you people a lot better

Fuck all those people who didn’t think this election was about democracy.

I'm old enough to remember when "black lives matter" was called a bad slogan as it somehow implied it meant white lives didn't. I remember how kneeling during the anthem was called a disgusting way to protest. There is no form of protest appropriate to some people and you should ignore them

trump could be front and center in the release of the epstein files and his supporters would not care one bit tbh

I never, ever want to hear again that women are too emotional to be leaders.

This is not the really big bomb. This is the really big ‘no shit, Sherlock.’

If you had important information for voters, and kept it to yourself to sell books after it was too late, you’re not a hero. You’re an asshole.

Am I understanding this correctly? Is this how people justify stealing someone else’s work?

In today’s edition of I feel old (because I am): Found myself saying the words, “we used to have to go to the store to buy music” to a group of 5th graders.

Dude looks like he belongs on the cover of “Incel Weekly”

ICE raids Buona Forchetta in South Park youtu.be/nna2gvBU4yQ?...

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

#TeamBroke & I don’t care because summer has officially started! Excuse me while I go nap to celebrate.

I’ve ignored numerous Census requests, cause fuck this government. I told my mom if anyone comes to the door to start talking to them in German. Fingers crossed they don’t deport her.

Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name. Pope Pudding IV