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ectothegoat.bsky.social
30, MI, he/him, classical musician, just a goat on the internet don’t worry about it
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At what point does a bowel movement turn into an exorcism? Asking for a friend

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innovation

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Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054

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Saw a hawk eating a squirrel today

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bsky.app/profile/wari...

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What's your favorite obscure furry porn tags? Like, less than a few hundred results total Some of mine: understall, mistaken_identity, in_swim_ring, leg_cropped_sex, friend's_parent, rock_out_with_your_cock_out (a classic) Who's got some rare favs, I wanna hear 'em

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Now that wokeness is dead the Mars corporation is finally free to put lead back into the M&M's coating

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JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia

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#ヤギ

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coffy poam www.instagram.com/thisisfine_r...

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JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating

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Thank you for participating in Pokemon GO! Now that we have years of your location data, we are selling our game to whoever will take it so we can become a military defense contractor. As compensation, please enjoy 100 gems, www.techmeme.com/250218/p34

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In a thousand years, or maybe a week

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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

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Everyone to me tonight: “congrats on the Eagles winning the Super Bowl” Me who doesn’t watch or care about sports:

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Cops in Philly are arresting everyone climbing a pole which means your mom’s gonna need bail money.

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What Goes Around Comes Around ========================= This was the exchange 7 years ago when the Eagles last won the Vince Lombardi Super Bowl Trophy. 1) Think Trump will congratulate them this time? Y/N 2) Think Trump will invite them to the White House? Y/N ------------------------------------

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lmao never change Philly

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Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl theonion.com/super-b...

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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

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Bluesky users, this animation will only be here, so enjoy: Tai Lung and Po's deep kiss! ☯️🖤🤍

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comm for Monty

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#ヤギ

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For the first time in a long time I am pretty happy with (almost) every major award that was given out at the Grammy’s this year! A lot of new artists and talented vets getting their flowers

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I woke up from a fever with the setup “what does a pickle say after getting laid?” and I myself have no punchline for such an inspired query. This will haunt meij

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Lurking

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Reposting this old sketch for reasons

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aaaaaall aboaaaard!

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HANG IN THERE BABY!! #art

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badge commission for @vixndwnq.com !! thank you so much as always, love drawing all of ur little guys!!! <33

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(on the phone in the subway) no. pawjob. yes the hands are also paws. no. its called pawing off. yeah. yeah. well we call it horsepower even if there aint any equines in the fuckin engine dont we. no its not a mawjob. yeah. just a blowjob. like normal.

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Amazon basics buttplug

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I still stand by this.

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Do you think Tony the Tiger is gonna try and make an account over here if the bird site collapses? There is a significantly higher concentration of furries over here so good luck with that

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youtu.be/ilx1RWgF5j8?... my short film RING RACE! is now available to watch on YouTube!!! please consider checking it out!! :D

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I hope you all have a warm and comfy Winter Solstice! #art #goat #yule #wintersolstice

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I’m gonna square up with my demons in the octagon. Baby I’m gonna go at em till i hear that bell, watch the fuck out i got them metaphysical hands. I hope you like a metaphorical knuckle sandwich you bitch ass demon

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