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Replied to a meme on Facebook (which has the 2024 election results with Trump's photo replaced by Hitler) with the reasons why Hitler would win against Kamala, and the number of people replying who think I'm talking about Trump is very very telling.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The most rebellious thing you can do as an adult in the 21st century without being thrown in jail (no saying you're English) is to have a cup of tea in the middle of the night. I am that rebel tonight.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

“Beans r not woke. How could you do this?” has killed me

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

Interesting gizmodo.com/elon-musks-e...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Tag yourself: I'm mozzarella

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Nosferatu (2025, dir. Robert Eggers)

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Thought there was an angry wasp buzzing around the restaurant I'm in. Turns out the sound system is just playing Paloma Faith

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

idea for a movie called The Invention Of Fighting, where Jason Statham plays the first person to come up with the idea of punching

submitted 15 days ago • 48 comments

Why goes through the mind of a person who would order a perfectly delectable bottle of coke and then leave three quarters of it undrunk? Is this what passes for normality in Manchester? I don't know if I can be a part of this.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This is why I love Ian Wright, always says the things every other pundit is too cowardly to.

submitted 17 days ago • 30 comments

Mitch McConnell, probably.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

All DEI* hires *Dorky, Elitist Incels

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Onion news

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The first of February...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

We have yet to have this year's sacrificial billionaire act. Just saying.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

#TeamBat #TeamNewt #ForgetRachelReeves

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Oh my god it’s happened again

submitted 25 days ago • 25 comments

The vile, sadistic crimes of this rape gang will not make national headlines, or trend on twitter for days. Govt will not have to account for failures to protect its victims. And all of us are less safe, because there is a concerted campaign for us to focus only on perpetrators with brown skin.

submitted 27 days ago • 28 comments

Three kids are screaming and shouting and crying and running up and down the train, and have been doing so for around an hour with no end in sight. I'm tired. Am I within my rights to "accidentally" stick my foot out the next time they go running by?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My train is currently at a standstill because there is a swan on the line. Just the one swan actually.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone who took part in or enjoyed Robot Wars will be the first to perish in the AI uprising

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Instead of watching the Inauguration I am watching Junior Bake Off. Choose joy.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Going into London Euston for the first time today. I'm going to be honest: I'm scared 😨

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

What a shock!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Just your standard 2,000 calorie hotel breakfast

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Richard Hammond divorced because his wife finally found out that he's not a real hamster. Richard Hammond. Richard "the Hamster" Hammond.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Lots of people commenting on the So called grooming gang issue in following some “intervention” from the USA They might want to consider that Starmer left office as DPP with the highest conviction rate for child sexual abuse since records began

submitted 49 days ago • 18 comments

BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people

submitted 48 days ago • 58 comments

I bought gym clothes today. In the first week of January. I'm such a cliché.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Spag Bol is Natasha Demetriou #maskedsinger

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

"Has anyone seen the #Hootenanny before?" Jools Holland bellows, as if he hasn't been holding Ruby Turner and everyone else hostage under the threat of Boogie Woogie for decades.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments