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(Former) physicist with alliterative name waiting for the lab accident that will grant him superpowers. Now does HPC IT. 🏳️‍⚧️-ally
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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

“Everybody’s a bit autistic aren’t they?” One of the many things I write about in Normally Weird and Weirdly Normal Robinince.com for bookshop and library dates from Berkhamsted to Hexham, Whitley Bay to Nottingham and on and on

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Calm down Dorothy, I've spent longer putting the bins out

Tomorrow! The Phoenix! #ACMS! (Picture unrelated, as that's Mr Fruit Salad onstage with @turlygod.bsky.social, who is a different comic to @joznorris.bsky.social, who IS on the bill.)

As my part of "telling creatives how much they're appreciated", this routine from @brainmage.bsky.social has been running round my head the past couple of weeks. It's genuinely a fascinating deconstruction of a great joke, bringing the audience along for the ride every step of the way.

Would you like to see the most balanced road sign in the world?

This is a complicated story, but its impact is simple: It makes an already vastly difficult situation for Trans+ under 18s - practically impossible to navigate. And that's its design. This is what you need to know 🧵

Sticking a paperclip into my bellybutton to perform a hard reset

In light of Labour being a rabble of benefit-cutting shites, @laughablecomedy.bsky.social is hosting an online-only comedy show on April 30th to raise money for The Trussell Trust. Featuring me, Kate Cheka, Martin Mor et al. Buy tickets! Get jokes! www.ticketsource.co.uk/laugh-able/l...

Blocking every single person I see making this absolutely unserious and ridiculous suggestion from now on

Bookmarking for the next asshat who starts "What has she ever said that's..."

I’m going to coin a law - call it Maugham’s First Law - and it is that nothing Wes Streeting ever says turns out to be true. 🧵

hey girlies this guy is one of the democrats who just voted against our right to vote. if your license doesnt match your birth certificate, he helped pass a bill that will make it a crime for you to vote

Good Law Project holds a copy of new NHS Guidance published yesterday and it is clear that Wes Streeting is continuing his war on trans people. Remarkably the national health service is now directing GPs to cause harm to the community. 🧵

Remember: Cass is not peer-reviewed - and is therefore not “gold”, silver, bronze or even recycled plastic standard. IMO it’s just pseudoscience. There are now at least five damming, peer-reviewed critiques of Cass; all automatically of a higher standard, with at least two more in peer-review.

Robert F Kennedy Jr on Autism - The News Is Broken

I will surely come up with something thoughtful to say about the proposal to cut NASA's science budget in half, and especially one that reminds everyone that the cosmos is worth our curiosity and NASA explores it quite cheaply but also, FUCK FUCK FUCK, that's a major cut to climate change science 🧪

The president's budget request seeks to strangle astronomy in the US. The president's hit job specifically seeks to murder the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope – a revolutionary facility that is fully assembled, on budget, and nearly ready to launch. 🧪🔭 arstechnica.com/space/2025/0...

We're disappointed to see Ben Barres's powerful book "The Autobiography of a Transgender Scientist" among the ~400 titles removed from the Naval Academy Library. Needless to say, we're proud to have published his book and will keep it — and his memory — alive.

I just posted a video about how I exposed a cardiologist who was stealing a professor's identity, who became a prominent right wing Indian propagandist, who ended up on the run from the Indian police for manslaughter...but the ending makes this Netflix documentary material youtu.be/iaY0YbjX5Pc?...

Absolute cinema

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH Also, tape is dirt cheap! It's reliable! The data density is ginormous! CERN uses it for fuck's sake!

Anybody shocked by this hasn't listened to a single trans person in the last five years. They make up evidence. They pretend it has come from an expert. The create policy based on the expert and evidence. This is Cass. This is Sullivan. This is the puberty blocker ban. This is women's sport

Behavior like this is truly abhorrent.

most of us came here to seek refuge from mango mussolini and his girlfriend elona. forgive me if i'm not in the mood to make jokes. your "lolz" (try speaking in english next time, it helps) is what got us in this situation to begin with

Achievement unlocked: day 1 boomdandy detonation is me

it's here!!! pivot-to-ai.com/2024/11/09/m...

Russell Brand has spent the past few years aligning himself with the American right as allegations of sexual violence were made public against him. He knew he would find defenders and protection among their ranks. That should tell you everything you need to know about what the party represents

Oh god, no m.youtube.com/watch?v=RVYR...

The absolute callousness of announcing a 44% trade tariff against Myanmar this week, of all weeks.

‘I once imposed tariffs on an island only populated by penguins’

the Tea Party fucked around and ultimately recreated the conditions for a Tea Party

thinking about that cat that sounds like he went over a trench in World War I again youtu.be/w7x_lWJNnNg?...

Optometrist: Do you prefer number one? Or Number two? Number one? Or number two? How about now? Is number one better? Or number two? Me: Please give me back my twins

FWIW, from a neuropsychological perspective, if you wanted to make teens actively avoid or resent talking about a certain subject, a really good tactic would forcing them to watch a 4 hour drama about it, one that teachers/politicians/adult authority figures insist is "really important"

I got an email from a college student last night who saw my quote about it being a lonely time to be a scientist in the Science article last week. They just wanted me to know I’m not alone. The kids are alright 😭 This is how we get through. We build community. We fight together.

Hi. I'm an unbelievably photogenic man who killed one of the closest things we have to a literal vampire. The state wishes to execute me, presumably to turn me into an actual god.