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The typical Eddie experience:

Yo @discord.com every time I see one of these I think about cancelling my Nitro:

Dog Man is body horror.

we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris

everyone should have a friend with a husband with a plex server

me when death riders show up

sp...spray tan watch?

regret to inform everyone I'm back on my bullshit

Get me to gods country

gimme a hell ye-I am so sorry, ma'am.

My mom uses a long password for her wifi so "no one will get on it" but also leaves it on a post-it note on her fridge. Now it's my pfp. Checkmate, mother.

It's crazy that AEW is like we love trans people for no reason and WWE came out this week in support of, I think, every shitty thing that ever existed.

Me when Mox win

Ah, my favorite wrestler - Squirt Strickland #AEWDynasty

#AEWDynasty

Tony Khan put Jericho on the pre show challenge: failed #AEWDynasty

The Kyle Fletcher fit is on point yet again #AEWDynasty

Megan Bayne's motion is so wild that it made Penelope Ford relevant. Crazy.

Toni Storm on TV the ppv is starting

me when a wrestler everyone loves and I don't particularly care for suffers a terrible terrible fate

"I KNOW." 👀 #AEWDynamite

It’s Wednesday time for spray tan watch #AEWDynamite

🫡 #AEWDynamite

Me when Death Riders: :( Me when Willow: :) #AEWDynamite

Can't stop winning dude when does the winning stop

we are all @eviluno.bsky.social

My man is a buzzer-to-buzzer player. You never know what your opponent is cooking up. You finish that game of tic tac toe before you check on your opponent that hasn't moved for 3 layups. Harry the Hawk doesn't shoulder tap losers.

The way I'd never recover emotionally from being rug pulled by the one pound fish man istg

Kyle Fletcher out here in his HBK reds and we ain't mad at it #AEWDynamite

Sit down. Welcome home.