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Folks @foolishbb.bsky.social cooked again youtu.be/vgjLYv6paT0?...

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The guy who signed the bridge deal that led to him leaving the team got a second GM job this summer

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List of skills acquired during the Stanley Cup Final -perfecting an impression of Kenny Albert saying “DraftKings Sportsbook” End of list

Wait this is actually the same commercial If this is the bar they’re placing for marketing “this thing is your own personal assistant”, Y I K E S

Forgot what company it was but there’s a commercial now where someone is asking their phone why this person is following them and it responds “that’s your shadow” and oh my god WHY

"AI" guys are constantly fumbling around in black and white like the dope in the first part of an infomercial.

No wonder Tim Murray was too distracted to interpret a 1 in 5 outcome

he killed hundreds of thousands of people by destroying USAID for personal revenge and who knows how many more will die because of his little teen squad fucking with all the computers, these credulous dipshits need to go.. they just want his money and power and don't care... isildur ass mfers

And it's @drewmagary.bsky.social from the top rope: www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

He prefers to pull-up (and step-back) to his right, even though he is a right-handed shooter. Hand-tracked the splits on his pull-up jumpers inside the arc: Left: 5-of-7 Right: 22-of-44 Dort didn't pick him up, and Wallace never even tried to force him left.

It only took like 5-7 years for talking about NBA Finals ratingzzzzz to be seen as consensus dork behavior, and just in time too.

I’m surprised that we’ve had the leopard eating face metaphor for like a decade now and people are still surprised enough by emotionally charged beef that they think it could even be staged

Much love to all the “This is just a DISTRACTION from the REAL ISSUES” skeeters out there. We see you and love your delusional sense of our crazed world and its ways, and respect your repeated, furious efforts to bend everyone in it to your way of thinking.

This is basically like Christmas morning for me, the guy who goes around posting "and this surprises you how?" under people's political tweets

SOMEONE PLEASE DO A POWERPOINT I CANNOT KEEP UP

if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck

I’m choosing to believe in the world where the turning point of their relationship was the desk booger

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

This was only 7 months ago He wore that “Trump was right about everything” hat in March! The girlies are fighting, folks

As the prophecy foretold.

Wasn’t feeling like switch 2 was on my radar anytime soon but now i have a scarlet stream on and it looks so good and causing me to second guess that

it's not boring for me but it's quickly become the app for the kid in school who told the teacher they forgot to collect the homework

I gotta pay more attention to between whistle music in this series because what do you mean it took until 10 minutes into overtime for them to play Levels

Viva Roch Vegas

This entire trailer reads like a bribe

I didn’t realize he had been the coach since July 2020

Matthew Schaefer took time out of his Combine schedule to visit with grieving kids & families at WNY Compassion Connection Grief Center. "I just want to be a good person ... I’ve been through a lot and I want to help other people." www.nhl.com/news/top-pro...

Tapping the sign

The NHL Scouting Combine is taking place this week, so what better time than now to get a look at Austin's Sabres focused draft board. Over 7,000 words of prospect detail. This is free to everyone.

Got an email yesterday at work that the office is going to do a team event at Lasertron in July. I seem to be the only one in my department who has been (the Rochester lasertron doesn’t have the same lore as Buffalo’s) This is all to say that i can’t stop murmuring, in the voice, “Great Tag”

The winner of the Jared Bernhardt sweepstakes will be none other than the friends we made along the way

People rock, sometimes

Internet Roadtrip is my favorite thing on the internet right now—it’s basically Twitch Plays Google Street View. They started in Boston, spent several weeks on a quest to cross the Canadian border, and are now exploring New Brunswick. neal.fun/internet-roa...

NEW VIDEO I Stored the Declaration of Independence inside Pokemon Emerald I'm incredibly proud of this one, please enjoy!!! youtu.be/-H5mYovSJ-4

Will Anth learn Finnish?

All roads. All. Roads.

Matthew cooked

We Stan Diva Tooth