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edgarallanhoe.bsky.social
♥️🐺🖤 (she/her) NYC/PHL. All my vices are devices 💻🎮📱 Shmoo is my best friend 🐶
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(Not kid rock, i wish it was)
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I once met the columnist who wrote this actual column IRL, and we got into a fight about jk rowling
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Friend shaped! 😍
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The lashes and liner are 🔥 😍
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Kind of makes me want to play stargate now
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Weird Brits naming things
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The flag is crimson 😬
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The tanks pun here is *chefs kiss*
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That makes you Anduril, you specialize in autonomous systems!
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Yup your horoscope is that you used to be Northrup Grumman and you merged with Newport News Shipbuilding
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February pisces but my moon is in Booz Allen Hamilton
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Hunting Ingalls Industries, so you're the ship uilding company that makes US carriers
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"This partnership would never work between us, we have too many competing subsidiaries."
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I'm Northrup Goodman rising lmao
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Raytheon is Aries ♈️
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Booz allen Hamilton sounds like the worlds worst law firm
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✍️ Broke: eating pomegranate seeds out of a plastic box from the store Woke: hailing the noble pomegranate then consuming with great reverence
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Imagining a video game encounter where the evil wizard boss summons enemy mobs made of assfaces with mouths that don't shut up
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🗣️ facts my brother
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Oh god first nick fuentes and now THIS asdfsklm
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How little boys could idolize him is beyond me
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What a majestic beast
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Yup that was right before i went away for a week--as soon as the luggage comes out, he knows
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Fellow floof says hello
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I hope he gets the flu and all the complications that could come with it -_-
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Miss you and Chicken! You should poast more (like cat pics)
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Someone said Butthole Lasers as a band name, like Butthole Surfers, and. I had to.
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bsky.app/profile/edga...
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Wheres my caked up foghorn leghorn image
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we're... on the verge of a major cultural breakpoint that might not be the most conducive to muh rights
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lol just straight up full on consitutional crisis
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THIS WAS NOT ME I DID NOT DO THIS @bjornih.bsky.social
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No way guy
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When I was 15 I loved trains so much that I tried to ride every subway line in NYC in 24 hours, children of today do not have respectful autism smh
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Your dogs face when
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The answer is: maths 🧠