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DC Metro pianist, anime watcher, and Oxford comma stan. Be afraid, but do it anyway. 🏳️‍🌈 He/him
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MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG?! 😭

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The day that Dan Schneider is no longer living, I fully expect Ariana Grande to put on a pink dress and sing “LET US BE GLAD, LET US BE GRATEFUL…” 🎵🎶

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Birthday dinner for a sister! 🎉🍹

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Movies you’ve watched more than 6 times, gifs only

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This is easily one of the funniest scenes in television history

submitted 15 days ago • 8 comments

Not AOC though. She can stay

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I want these fuckers locked up this time. I know it won't happen and if they do get prosecuted for "official acts" it will probably be only civil penalties, but I have never wanted to see someone in jail as much as I want to see that Hitler-loving fuck Elon Musk in jail.

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

My hands are actually shaking right now. They finally awarded my Queen Bey her long-overdue Album of the Fucking Year. Oh y’all I am going to feel SO NOURISHED from all the MAGA tears coming from this

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Kiss

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I’m inclined to believe the “It’s Our Year!” subset of Commanders fans this time. That finish was incredible. And I come from a Patriots family

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EDM tracks turning 10 years old in 2025! (1/x) Zedd: “True Colors” Major Lazer/MØ: “Lean On” Madeon/Passion Pit: “Pay No Mind” Avicii: “Waiting for Love” Jack Ü/Justin Bieber: “Where Are U Now” Nero: “The Thrill” Calvin Harris: “How Deep Is Your Love”

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

How I’m entering my rave fam’s Airbnb the next I see them (whenever that may be 🥺❤️)

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I was today years old when I realized that 🫂is a hugging emoji and not a video camera emoji

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

If you are a teacher, you do not know the status of your students. Really, you don't. Haven't got a clue, move along, officer.

submitted 62 days ago • 112 comments

Merry Christmas! New coat for when I eventually get to see a Red Rocks show lol (featuring my sister’s dog)

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“You will be visited by 3 spirits.” The 3 spirits:

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

It's the time of the year when "Do They Know it's Christmas?" randomly pops up on the spotify holiday playlist and I'm shocked *once again* at how utterly tone deaf and condescending it is. I know I'm not breaking any new ground but MY GOD.

submitted 70 days ago • 1015 comments

Hello 5-day break!!

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Fun night! Choir 🎄 party # 2 of the week ✅

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I find today’s date very satisfying because it’s 12/12/24 and my tiny simple mind with only three brain cells sees it as a neat little math equation 🥰

submitted 78 days ago • 14 comments