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Who up contemplating the obelisk?

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This product is so good that you don’t even mind when it leaks all over your refrigerator because it fell on its side and somehow manages to do it every single time you buy it. That’s just the bargain you make with this stern old woman

submitted 15 hours ago • 406 comments

People need to be hearing about this shit every single day. Zoom in on literally anything here.

submitted 1 day ago • 50 comments

america america this is you

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Lapsed Catholics are a form of ronin

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

eat a book to gain its vocabulary

submitted 1 day ago • 222 comments

I’ve started having a salivary response to seeing cybertrucks in the wild. My body anticipates spitting on it and creates extra ammo in response

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Thinking about hiding under a big pile of coats for 6-8 years

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if we replaced the entire Democratic Party with about 40 people who have ever had a real job we would have a better shot at keeping the right wing from destroying the country

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

submitted 2 days ago • 334 comments

Time to check in on social media for my little hit of dopamine.... what??? All cortisol???? Again??!?!

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

Saw a beaver today

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To the libertarians who believe that society is capable of self-regulation, have you never been inside a public restroom?

submitted 55 days ago • 13 comments

Finally it's the weekend, I can relax and fully focus on being pissed off

submitted 5 days ago • 41 comments

enrichment day at my enclosure 🤗 they're saying i can have up to two beers if i run the maze with no mistakes

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

im reposting this but while shaking my head so everyone knows i disagree with it

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

I have been a Night Person my entire life, never planning on changing, Morning Persons will never know what it means to really "lock in" to the True Posting Hours, but sometimes I do wonder about the pleasures reserved for Morning Persons (farmers' markets)

submitted 6 days ago • 26 comments

potential message: the GOP just raised taxes by $6 trillion potential message: the GOP is kidnapping and trafficking people for things they MIGHT say dem message: the GOP might be insider trading—a thing you associate nancy pelosi with—and we're sending them a nice letter asking them for evidence

submitted 6 days ago • 164 comments

“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness…and let other people clean up the mess they had made…” -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (April 10, 1925).

submitted 7 days ago • 607 comments

This is my philosophy

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

if we wanted a businessman to run the country like a company, we should have elected the arizona ceo

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

in case you're wondering, "what's the harm in claiming an extinct species has been brought back from the dead" when it most certainly has not, our interior secretary is already using it to justify taking animals off the endangered species list

submitted 8 days ago • 19 comments

MILLENNIALS VINDICATED> NO WRONGDOING

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economy about to be so bad that mama will be thrilled to hear you've been able to pick up a couple of extra hours dancing at the Pink Pony Club

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

favorite subgenres of hot country songs: -glad we broke up -going dancing in the Big City tonight (after tractor work) -just driving -im so fukcing drun;k -one of us is going to kill the other -mind shattered because i saw a woman wearing jeans and a t-shirt -The Most Ice-Cold Beer to Ever Exist

submitted 8 days ago • 23 comments

Only a few months before we see “literal pirate” become a career option in our lifetimes.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

me [smoothly]: did it hurt? them: did what hurt me: when u fell for obvious misinformation online

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

How all of us millennials sound right now

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

This is a great video to watch if you’re looking for information on crickets

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

Again, this is how you know the whole DOGE thing is absolute bullshit. We’re apparently on the brink of financial ruin at all times when it comes to Social Security or healthcare or college in this country while simultaneously there’s infinite money when it comes to war.

submitted 9 days ago • 62 comments

I hate when the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward just ass

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments