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College student advisors are the most vacationing mf'rs i ever met

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The act very retarded, then a little less retarded strat is playing out wonderfully

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We are full great leap foward

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Imagine having such surface level media analysis and thinking bob dylan was anti war

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The only thing that could save the American stock market today is if the pope lives. If he dont, we done for.

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This halftime show was off da chain for us black culture understanders

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Imagine being hawk tuah girl and you see the president of united states heading a crypto coin just a month after you got chased off the internet by a pitch-forked mob.

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When I was 18 and at my first job i remember hearing that any change to minimum wage would be disruptive to the economy and ultimately negative for me because 10$ BigMac. The same people are now telling how its good to be in a trade war with our 3 biggest trade partners. Damn my lying ears I guess.

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Yes yes of course.... the dei flight controller caused the crash... he was probably a dwarf right? Please forgive me for I am tired and still adjusting to this new paradigm

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Has anyone found the hidden Mickey on the wall of the Islamic prayer room at Disney world Florida yet?

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I hate when people say goodbye when exiting the elevator, but you both walk the same way down the hallway after.

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Im tired of hearing millenials complain about how boomers had life on easy mode while they pay 950$ a month on their 2019 morgage.

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Everyone who works at a bar or an alcohol serving establishment acts like law enfocement kicks down the door everyweek and cards everyone. I have no idea where this fear comes from. I worked at a bar and grill for almost two years and never saw alcohol law enforcement conduct any activity.

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Pro life food bloggers be like The recipe calls for -milk -flour -butter -3 ultra baby chickens

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Doctors will tell you that you can never look at an eclipse with bare eyes, but then shine you with the brightest light known to man during a optometry visit.

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People be saying "my closeted cousin" while said cousin is bringing 4 dogs to Christmas. Brother she left that closet a long time ago.

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Anti-pet-breeding people who only adopt pets are still supporting the pet farm industry. They signal to breeders that some cuck will raise the runty mutts that are not sold. The only solution would be for shelters to push excess animals off of cliffs. See how quick it ends then.

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Hunters will tell you how much better it is to eat fresh wild deer meat as opposed to factory farmed meat, while they serve you 7 month freezer burned deer guts grounded into psuedo-steaks.

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Yeah. Im balling.

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Im tired of seeing people misconstrue Jordan Neelys words for threats. He is to be taken seriously not literally... His words were a negotiation tactic from one of the most genius deal makers of our time.

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If I critique bluesky then you will deal with it because that is according to your principles. If you critique bluesky i will block you because that is according to my principles.

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No more meta conversations talking about what bluesky is and how it compares to twitter and what it should be. Those post are getting real old.

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Companies that deserve to make money: -Nintendo, only if they games stay 60$ -Jolibees, needs mes mys 6 dollar chickie joys Companies that dont deserve to make money: -Health insurance, people be dying -Black rock, what they even do? + sounds evil

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I just want the economy to do well, and companies to lose money. Is that to much to ask for!!!!

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Any ceo out their better think twice before prioritizing shareholder value over just giving money away!

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Just finding out that mr. Luigi AKA Agent 47 is a rabbid weebaphobe, and a gamer apartheidist. Now that I think about it he was never cool anyways 😤😤😤. Never think critically about your heros sonny.

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The left cheers when a CEO dies, and the right cheers when when a homeless man dies, when will it be realized that Jesus was the only one who needed to die?

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Everyone who invest in stupid shitcoins deserves no pity. They are not earnest investors, they are opportunistic scavengers hopeful they can eat some of the chum while the shark tears apart the whale carcass.

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If you got outsmarted by the hawk tuah girl and invested in her crypto, im sorry brother but that money is in better hands now.

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How people gonna pretend to care about the prescription drug addiction crisis, then cheer when the greatest prescription drug gate keeper of all time dies? If it wasn't for strong men like him many more Americans would be caught on big pharmas hook with conditions like Insulin addiction.

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The North Korean infiltration runs deeper then I ever could have imagined.....

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I think in an act of unity Joe Biden should pardon trump of any traffic violations he may or may not have commited during his time of presidency.

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Im a costco guy, of course Im smoking that hulkberry on my thanksgiving walk.

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NEVER use the Human Mode on your Multi-Use Inflator bro. What do I do now?!?!

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Kendrick is the Dave Chappelle of rap. Lectures and sniffs his own farts. They both tryina be the wise unc at the BBQ.

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in white guy thirsty for n-word pass voice Kendrick is the two pac of modern times!!!!

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