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I apologize for not being on here lately, but you know the world is fucked up, and SM is compromising my sanity. Also, I’ve started up my addiction to WoW again. Found a server that allowed multi-classing. Currently playing an ice mage/rogue.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Do you ever try to say something and intend for it to be taken funny, but what comes out sounds more like "I'm gonna cut you with a dull, rusty razor covered in bat guano and then eat the hair follicles of your children." It sometimes feels like I have RL autocorrect.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

You know what's an awkward word? ... Awkward!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

If you count all the dots on a pair of dice, it adds up to 42. This explains so much, such as life is just a crap shoot ... and I threw snake eyes.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Bidet! I said bidet sir!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

They told me that my awkwardness would go away after middle school. ... still waiting!

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Why do dogs ears turn floppy with domestication, but cats ears don't? #realquestionsthatmatter

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I blame the 90 million people who did not vote in 2024 for everything.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

The original reason for clothes was nothing more than to protect our bodies from the elements. Nothing more, nothing less. Everything else is made up bullshit from the people who also brought you an imaginary sky-god. #WhyDidWeEvolvePastTogas?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

My most used responses that I’ve been using lately for people commenting on political posts: “Nazi says what?” “Russian bot says what?” “You know what they called Nazi sympathizers after WWII?… Nazis.”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Theory: Truly powerful magic can't be destroyed by fire no matter how hot it is. The only thing that can destroy magic, is stronger magic. "The ring flowed along with the course of the lava, meandering down from Mount Doom into the lands below until the lava cooled and hardened into a rocky mass.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I think they should make a modern day Gilligan's Island with all new characters. Like instead of Mary Ann there’s a drag queen. What kind of characters would you want to see on a re-imagined Gilligan's Island?

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I use the term MAGAs in the same way I use Nazis. I was raised to fight fascism in all its forms. Not embrace it.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

10 jobs I’ve had. One is a lie! 🤔🤔🤔 1. Dairy Farmer 2. Nuclear Missile Tech 3. Ice Cream Scooper 4. Hypnotist 5. Firefighter 6. Military Photographer 7. NASA 8. Graphic Designer 9. Newspaper Editor 10. Horse Wrangler

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Has anyone considered sacrificing a politician in an active volcano to see if that fixes things?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I'm really sad I was never able to publish my children's book: "NO! You Don't Need to Use Five Different Fucking Cups a Day,” or the sequel: “Where Are All the Fucking Towels!”

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

When are we getting editing on here? I’m so tired of auto correct making me look like I may have been held back in third grade multiple times.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Aspirants 16 years ago I nearly created uber eats.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

It's "National" quotations marks and "air quotes" Day. It is your "responsibility" to observe this "holiday" by putting quotation "marks" randomly throughout your "posts." *This "holiday" is not "real." I completely made "it" up, because I'm "weird" and "things" make me laugh.

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Ever seen the movie "Sandlot"? That was pretty much my childhood… except the baseball stuff… or the big dog part… or kissing the lifeguard… but the stuff about friends and being chased a lot, that was right on the nose!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Are nose hairs supposed to be longer than hair on your head? ... And other questions you might ask as you get older!

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

I propose we change "LOL" (laugh out loud) to "GUMB" (giggle under my breath), or SSG (silent sinister giggling). Either one is just far more realistic.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Paradox Questions that keep me up at night: Can Magneto lift Thor's Hammer? (Just kidding, nothing keeps me up at night. I sleep like someone who has never committed a sin.)

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Bad pathfinder character idea: A court jester Orc bard named Morc the Orc.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

As an veteran I am planning on attending the protest at the Olympia Capital building in Washington state on June 6. I hope to see a large turnout of veterans in my state.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Missed it by that much!

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I know no one cares or misses me, but I haven’t been here much because I started a no sugar, low carb, 64 oz of waters day diet last month and holy Shit I feel better. So I’ve been out in the shop doing woodworking projects instead of doom scrolling and getting depressed.

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

I’m so tired of blocking all the political accounts and seeing the 🍊🤡 face. By this point, yes, we all know he’s corrupt and the epitome of evil incarnate, along with his cronies, we don’t really need more examples. What we need are solutions.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure protesting does any good at all with this administration, but I’m still making plans for this one.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

“Bunny! Ball-Ball”

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I hear they’re doing a remake of Highlander, but i guess they forgot that there can only be one!

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments