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It's valentine's day so here's a picture of my muff.

Wonderful artwork by the barista in the hospital cafeteria this morning 😂😂😂😂😂

It's so cold today my goosebumps have goosebumps

(2/2) I've had enough of you My colleagues, clients too, Just let me have my lunch and eat my sandwich in peace No mindless nattering Gossipy chattering I'd rather sit here and look at these frosty trees!

(1/2) Sat out here freezing my tits off Watching my breath swirl in the air Skin on my knuckles is cracking Better out here than in there (oh yeah)

Reblogging because I've just found a sodding fiver in my sodding phone case and I could have had a posh sodding coffee this morning after all. #grump.

🎵Fighting a pig with a trident🎵 🎵Battling a walrus with a spade🎵 🎵Duelling a chimp with a luger🎵 🎵Watch out he's got a grenade! (oh, shit!)🎵 (1/2)

There is a bird in my study Flying around my books of lore I've said 'please go away, buddy' But it just said 'Nevermore' I need this bird to leave I'm recently bereaved And the last thing I need is a corvid stuck in my room

Forgot my debit card. My breakfast is sad. :(

Don't you just love cheap workplace toilet paper that makes you feel like you've had inappropriate relations with a cactus 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Absolutely bitter wind today 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

Best post-Christmas treat ever: Turkey Dripping on toast!!!

Guess who showed up to work on a day of annual leave. I thought I didn't manage to get this day off... oh well I'm here now, 2 bank staff and 1 regular staff cancelled so I've got the leave hours back to use another day 😂😂😂😂

You know in Supernatural where Heaven was just a collection of favourite memories and environments? My past 4 Christmases with @diamondflamer.bsky.social and @mellyins.bsky.social are gonna feature heavily in mine. I love you all.

Who wants to have a #hospital appointment on #ChristmasEve? Nobody, that's who. Hopefully this Elfcare Assistant can spread some cheer. #christmas #chronicillness #nhs #spoonies #hca #healthcare #elf

Good: I had the energy to pack a sandwich this morning instead of buying one Bad: I got a phone call from my partner telling me not to eat the sandwich cos she had been meaning to throw out the ham I used. Awesome: A patient bought in a massive back of homemade sausage rolls for the staff!!!

It's 2 days before Christmas and I still have so much to do. I am trying to remain positive...

My brain is frantic but my body is floppy. I also need to do some maths in order to appropriately place some photos symmetrically on a board. My brain may be frantic but it is also soup. Help.

I’m like this—

Good morning to everyone except the absolute knobhead on the bus who thinks everyone wants to hear his music playing full blast from his phone

Absolutely sickening this still happens.

FUCK OFF COLD!!! Why am I always sick at Christmas???

#mood

Tried to be a #Cool Fairy #Godparent and buy #fortnite money for my favourite little #crotchgoblin. Wtf is this exhange rate?I don't know what an #EpicGames account is. I assume (hope?) the #sproglet does? #backinthe90s we played #snake on a #nokiabrick #uphillbothwaysinthesnow #asGodintended

Hospital cafeteria haven't stocked up the lunch items yet so I elected to go to the on-site posh supermarket to avoid the lunchtime queue. I can almost hear an RP voice saying "This is not JUST a sandwich. It's a fucking expensive sandwich."

Only just noticed that Supernatural has two closing theme tunes. A sort of ethereal one and one with electric guitars. No I haven't binged 7 seasons in a month, why do you ask?

Local cat delighted when owner's egg yolk broke inside their sandwich resulting in lots of drippy bits to clean up. (This is a rare occurrence, I normally eat around the yolk to create a legendary Final Mouthful).

Big long boii

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